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we're not kids anymore.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@allicshark123
[oblivious to sexual dynamics] ohhh are you guys playing knights and princesses? can i be like a grizzled mercenary captain? i could teach the soldiers in matters of arms and project a gruff and unyielding yet ultimately kind and fatherly demeanour. if you guys are looking for a third. player
the bat nest 🦇
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
long time no jasey toddie 🫦❤️🔥🏍️
"I hope your favorite character is played by an actor you hate!" Tired, unoriginal, etc.
"I hope your favorite character fucks your dad!" Devastating, weirdly specific, about to happen to Harry Bogosian in three weeks.
Y’all think this is a joke.
but if you close your eyes….
oh fuck off
wants that cookie so bad he’s eating the dough raw
@danielhowell still wearing that fuckass shirt 10 years later
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again
we (i) don’t talk about how long it took to finish this one
GALE DEKARIOS — [ 4/? ]
🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺
You’re laughing. My best buddy and all my specialist little girliepops stabbed me and your laughing.
REBLOGGED BY JULIUS CAESAR HIMSELF 🥳🎊🥳🎉🥳💃🥳🔪🔪🔪🔪
timothée chalamet better be careful. we all know what happens when you anger the opera ghost
Two TOTALLY STRAIGHT guys who ARE NOT AND HAVE NOT DATED have been best friends for like 20 years and are so close they’re always automatically assumed to be with each other they bicker like an old couple and when one got them married he said they were a package deal and asked her to marry “us”
I read this entire thing thinking it was about Dan and Phil whoops
idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
"seriously how did no one in the family not realize Kevin wasn't there?" everyone was rushing so they wouldn't miss the flight but also every other single contingency measure in place became useless: Kevin wasn't supposed to be alone that night but they moved his cousin to a different bed, Kevin's passport was accidentally thrown away by his dad the night before, the neighbor boy threw off the older cousin's head count so she ended up with the "correct" number of kids before they left the house, they dropped the plane tickets at the terminal, the parents sat in a different class than the kids on the plane
"why didn't Kevin go to the police, the neighbors, etc" his neighbors are also on vacation, the phone lines are down, and if seeing the weird guy stalking his house several days earlier as a police officer wasn't enough to make him suspicious of the cops, he also literally thinks he made his family disappear. like magically, supernaturally, willed them out of existence. and he's eight, so
also he accidentally stole a toothbrush from the store and when you're eight years old that means the police are going to put you in jail forever
Some people have forgotten that there's an entire genre of Comedy Storytelling called 'The Comedy Of Errors', stemming from the Shakespeare Play of the same name, where unlikely coincidences and misunderstandings and sheer bad fuckin' luck result in a comically escalating situation.
"It's unrealistic for all of this stuff to go wrong in just the right way to cause this story".
Correct.
That's the Joke.
