I think I was in over my head with this one. I backed out, sort of, not really.
Yeah, being one of the bachelors must be even scarier than watching the whole thing.
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I think I was in over my head with this one. I backed out, sort of, not really.
Yeah, being one of the bachelors must be even scarier than watching the whole thing.
Kind of pathetic really, huh?
Well I wouldn't want to call it pathetic, but it's definitely kind of... Absurd? I don't know, maybe I'm just too much of a romantic.
Well. Everyone sure is... Enthusiastic about this whole bachelor thing.
Oh! My name?
Right – Right! Um I’m Taylor Lockhart and am twenty-four year old CEO of a nonprofit. I’ve never done one of these things before – um do you bid now, or do I need to do something?
Oh, I'm not... I'm not actually bidding. I don't believe in the concept of applying monetary values to people, so I'm just a... Spectator. Sorry.
Draw me like one of your French girls.
Oh, you know.. Living adult life to it’s fullest. As you can see.
Don't tempt me.
Yeah, nothing says adult like walking around topless. I'm proud of you, kiddo.
Yeah?
Damn, you figured it out.
How's it hanging, Mr Graduater?
"I don’t know how I could be any clearer - the whole thirty minutes of previews at the cinema are shithouse."
Yeah, you're right, but I bet someone still put a lot of work into them. I just think we should respect the craft and all that.
Hello?
What a relief to hear my boobs are boob-y. I’m not sure what I’d do if they weren’t. [Aida’s brows raise up and she grins widely, very amused.] The obvious thing to do now is you pull down your pants a little. [Joking, she’s joking.]
Oh, jeez!
Now I'm the one who needs an adult. I hope you're proud of yourself, missy.
I want to be so soft that it hurts. I want everything to bring me to my knees. I want to open like a mouth around a bottle and then I want to drink from it until I’m dizzy. It’s too much. It’s all too much and I want to fall apart at the thought of it. I want to sing the same note until it breaks off into some desperate noise, some gasp for air that sounds like dying. Tell me I’m crazy or tell me this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever said. I’ll melt like butter and then forgive you. Not because I am weak, but because I am not. Because I am the bravest thing. Because I will be the bravest thing.
Caitlyn Siehl, Soft
The smell of your hair puts my stomach in knots. I want to lay roses at your feet. I want to pray at the church of your hands. I want to thank you for every awful thing you ever did to me. No one will ever be able to knock the wind out of me again. Not like that. Not like you.
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You’re a spark without flame, I’m a desert in the rain You’re a mountain and I’m a stepping stone So walk away from your pride, it’s a demon in disguise And it won’t help you to calm the swelling tide
Hello?
You don’t look all that sorry.
Um, thanks? I think. Actually, I think I need an adult.
What? Oh, no, I mean it was just a very... Very platonic compliment. Because your boobs are very nice, as far as boobs go. Very... Boob-y. But I'm not... I'm not interested in your boobs, oh my God.
Hello?
These are not my eyes, if you couldn’t tell.
Sorry, sorry!
But you've got very nice boobs, just for the record.
Muses can be simply awful
They really can. Sorry yours are being difficult.