If Im On Here It Means Im Procrastinating

tired engineer they/them

[weiwei-uplink]

[heaven011]

[rococo-the-clown]

Can't quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

[rococo-the-clown]

It begins

[rococo-the-clown]

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

[corviiids]

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about

[mitski2020]

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

[camdeezy]

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[capacity2]

Do you think it’s considered cheating if they dated others before you?

Like as in past relationships? Yeah kinda, they should’ve waited their entire life for you

[artwins]

[charl0ttan]

types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

[byjove]

I fear those 43 research center monkeys will never be captured and will cause an invasive primate problem in South Carolina.

[byjove]

There are 40+ monkeys lose in South Carolina rn, as of 53 minutes ago they know where they are but haven’t managed to capture them. We don’t know exactly how many monkeys have escaped or what species they are.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[telnaga]

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[a-book-of-creatures]

The alligatorapture…

[femmenietzsche]

Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[hamletthedane]

Further context: I am now a practicing attorney.

[sioltach]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[nepofledgling]

when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.

[viktor-sbor]

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

I don't care what it's called, Trebek, that's the tightest shit I ever did seen!