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Not today Justin
Mike Driver
The Bowery Presents
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Origami Around
Fai_Ryy
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
RMH
titsay
we're not kids anymore.
KIROKAZE
#extradirty
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Cosimo Galluzzi
izzy's playlists!
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@infinitegenderlessmess
my top surgeon said I should listen to my gut but I've decided to listen to yous instead. should I keep my nipples?
nipples
no nipples
just one nipple (tag left or right)
So I ignored the poll decision
IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION
we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now
This is fucking wild
This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.
Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves
xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat
There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.
Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.
Happy Pride.
I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food
One time I was at a pub trivia night with some writer friends and we almost won but there was a tie. As a tiebreaker they asked us and the other team to write down as many moons of Jupiter as we could in two minutes.
None of us are very into astronomy so at first everyone was like oh we’re gonna lose but there were three of us at the table that night who were either former classics majors or otherwise super well read on Roman mythology and the three of us were like give us that paper right now and we just took turns writing down all of the lovers of Jupiter from mythology that we could.
So of course we won lol
was showering at the gym when i heard an elderly woman call out "hello? is there anyone who can help me?" and i called back "hello, yes! do you have time for me to dry off and get dressed real quick or is this a nude-response emergency?" she paused long enough that i was about to just assume it was a nude-response emergency but finally she said, "no, no, it's fine you can get dressed!"
which would have been grand but then i realized i'd pass by her anyway on my way to the locker for my clothes, so it might not have been a nude-response emergency but it remained a nude-response situation nonetheless.
It's called the Global Justice Report, it is here. This is an actionable plan which can be sent to legislators and demanded of political parties. We could save the world within our lifetimes.
It has always been possible. It is still possible.
Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday
Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes
Sherlock Holmes is a perfectly normal autistic guy with a roommate who is deeply perplexed by him.
Sherlock Holmes demonstrates a remarkably sophisticated understanding of stimulant usage in neurodivergent individuals
Yes. Being under-stimulated and overall withdrawn and turning to cocaine between cases is what makes it feel strangely realistic.
"what's your bodycount" and victor frankenstein tries to run through all the corpses he's handled throughout the entire process of making the creature. thus he earns the reputation of being a ravenous slut.
i should've locked in when i was thirteen
for the people taking this unironically. everyone regrets what they did at 13 no matter what.
There's a stray cat outside and I leaned down to look out the bathroom window to see her and inadvertently turned myself into a perch for Malice
Girl how is this easier than just jumping into the windowsill. get off
Attempted to close the window and she immediately got her beans in the way. Window reopened.
Ohh I just had a good thought.
I love when I can combine projects for more powerful presentation. Prometheus X The Last Sequoia!
More to follow.
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Oh noooooo due to my late night corn escapades Mayhem went to bed without me and I had to wake her up to take her foot brace off! I'm sorry, Maybe!!! You can go back to sleep!
Good morning, Maybe Baby!
Lunchtime and Mayhem Jane is still sleepy. So sorry, No Bones Jones
