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if this ain’t me

i cant believe that there might be millions of possible alternate universes and i got stuck in one where my fuckign brain is Broken

greedyraptor

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

cervicks-deactivated20141013

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

shesmelancholy

sickfake

me: hoe don’t do it me: *lets all of my happiness depend completely on someone i know i’ll eventually lose* me: oh my god

hannahamber

It feels so good to finally have money in my pocket after being broke for so long and barely having to do anything. I basically go to this site, and complete the quizzes whenever I have time. I’ve been redeeming the money i made since the last two weeks and I can finally go shopping for some new clothes :)

hannahamber

oh ya do not forget to check your email. I wasn’t to cash out my money at first because I realized i did not verify my email.

hannahamber

So I found a bunch of sites that work work really well.

THIS one works for all countries

THIS one that works best for U.S

THIS works best for Canada

THIS works best for Australia

I’m able to cash out every day which is so nice because I freaking hate waiting. And for everyone messaging me about if this is real, this is a pic of me redeeming the gift cards that I got from doing this

dumbgay

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

wurnbo

how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed

glitterbites

lizthefangirl

These are the heroes of our generation.

donatello-hamato

THE SIXTH ONE FROM THE BOTTOM IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF

bonescaro

ME TOO HE DESERVES AN ACTUAL AWARD AND THAT TEACHER SHOULD BE FIRED

donatello-hamato

PREACH

alltimeisnaptime

They were all funny until the kid got detention for BEING RIGHT.

trashcandroid

The one time I was sent to the principal’s office was in third grade when I told the teacher that ½ + 1/3 was actually 5/6 and not 2/5 like she said it was

bisexualpiratequeen

Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.

bisexualpiratequeen

some top advice from a slut, here, 90% of the time when some boy looks sad and tells you you’re too ‘x’ to keep up with it’s a ploy to get you to cut bits off yourself so you can come down to his mediocre level; instead, agree with him and fuck his mate

roachpatrol

i used to have a friend who would like verbally spar with me all our work shifts and one day he said ‘you have to let me win sometimes, this is emasculating!’ and i looked at him and he was dead serious. and he was also not my friend anymore.

dankmemesforsadteens

raddestbabe

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

olivertrees

penisennui

livinmokotory

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”