Hi i kinda exist ig

Alex | to catch a bus you've got to think like a bus ♧

[nightmarishbeauty-deactivated20]

[the-quasar-hero]

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[alll-panic-no-disco]

happy pride month guys. started the month off strong by accidentally making a lesbian sex joke in front of my teacher.

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[melancholic-whimsy]

chat i lied i'm not nonchalant about the things my worth has been measured by since i was six

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[curseofmxcbeth]

I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks