I drink and read and drink and read and drink

Reese. I like musicals and books. And Black Sails.

[buddyhollyscurls]

I really hope Jane Austen knows that it’s 2018 and Elizabeth Bennett is still That Bitch™️ to all of us young ladies like shout-out to my homegirl thanks for writing her

[augustds]

The Band’s Visit Scene 7: The Cafeteria Scene

“I wrote “Look at Her” as a song for Tewfiq to describe what he’s feeling as he’s watching this woman who clearly is getting something moving in him that’s been asleep for a long time. But we came to the fact that this is a quiet character who holds a lot of life inside him and pain and history, and having it come out in a silent way, acapella, in Arabic is so much more effective than all the other songs I had written for him.” David Yazbek, Music and Lyrics

“There is conventional wisdom that says, “Well, she’s singing quite a bit. And we had to spread the wealth.” This is what you’re supposed to do in a show. And that’s always dangerous thinking. David called me and said, “Listen, we cut a song from the scene in the cafeteria, Omar Sharif. I feel very strongly about it. I really, really want to put it back in the show.” - David Cromer, Director

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, we’re giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2018-19 Harper Perennial Olive Editions! And this year, all of the Olives are CLASSICS! <3 Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 10, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, for the third straight year, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!

[probablybard]

modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife

[proseandpeonies]

She’s hades, he’s Persephone

[honey-sunny-bee]

Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.

Loves his wife

Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people

Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong

[devoureroftime-blog1]

Zeus: “hey hey hey wait… before you give Sisyphus another boulder to push up the hill… enchant it so it rolls down when it gets close to the top.”

Hades, to audience: “And that is when the afternoon went from good to great.”

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

[officialqueer]

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

[jewishdragon]

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

[bisexualgambit]

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

[incendiarysongbird]

okay, but eighth graders

[doorstoplord]

….. could be a nursery.

[awesomealfry]

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

[starry-nightengale]

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

[tgwdlmreprised]

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

[0rangeleader-deactivated2022100]

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

[abyssfemme]

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[silly-slacker-person]

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hello? HUSH

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[captainlordauditor]

literally anything he has said about his wife ever

[goodluckfindingone]

“Or like when you eat too much chocolate cake”

[captainlordauditor]

Fuck. How could we forget “It was even weirder when I went drinking, blacked out, and woke up with more money”

[asexualizing-backup-deactivated]

[zoi-no-miko]

FANTASTIC.

[rebelbelle]

Toby Ziegler deserved better

[calebwells]

Incorrect Pride and Prejudice 1/?

(X)

[awiseinvestment-deactivated2019]

Happy Anniversary Black Sails Finale (02/04/2017) Bonus Gif: 

[elliesattlers]

Look what I did today! Back in the hoops! Summer in London!

[island-delver-go]

Here is a picture of a single atom

Zoomed in even further

Source

[scornandivory-deactivated201908]

[omar-little]

james + loved ones

[no-chill-at-all]

[melifair]

This is delightful

[korrathevampireslayer3791]

♫ it’s just better, better in the Bahamas ♫

[silvertons]

I came to leave you this. I shall not renew the sentiments which were so disgusting to you. But if I may, I will address the two offences you have laid against me.

[chromolume]

german learners should start calling themselves ausländer in the way that anime fans call themselves gaijin

[chromolume]

hällochen… when will herr professor doktor notice me ~ ~ ~

[chromolume]

the fashion in friedrichstraße is niedlich! it’s my dreamchen to go to KaDeWe

[shearans]

my idol