Mad King Alfred

Hi if you think you know me. no you dont.

[oshadefiant]

cozy reading time

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[undergroundwubwubmaster]

✨️ Twinkle twinkle little star, how the hell you draw an arm ✨️

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

whole lipstick on a pig is bogus to me because we put lipstick on a pig and this is what happened

[system-of-7]

Gotta have your daily affirmations

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[jkl-fff]

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

[thelatestkate]

Shop , Patreon , Calendars , Mailing List

[jaggedcurve]

the oversized joint my bf crocheted …. the cat loves smoking her joint

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[fireflylies]

et tu brute?

[shorterarts]

Fesh.

I loved them as a kid so much, they are so adorable.

[westernmassposting]

ITS WARM

go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside go outside

[westernmassposting]

TOO HOT

put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back put it back

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[elvenvespers]

[luzameencalliopezedine-author]

Poor baby :(

[yuliciagaming]

positive affirmations