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veronica: im the hag you know the straight girl im there for the gays im not actually gay

cheryl: oh veronica how small minded of you dont you know the last heterosexual hag died in captivity in 2009 sensing the coming gagapocalypse she was not ready for

veronica: thats all well and good but i cant just start liking women i have a boyfriend if i am doomed to revive a dying art so be it long live the hetero hag

cheryl: but who are you hagging for its 201X ive scooped kevin up in my butterfly net and keep him in an ethical beekeeping sanctuary for endangered gay best friends hes here to support me hagging is no longer such a limited art of one straight girl supporting her gay best friend now the gay best friend says slay every time his lesbian overlord aka moi decapitates another guileless snooper that descends upon her family estate to feed they that sing in the maple trees you have to go gay ronnie theres simply nothing left for you

veronica: i mean i guess i could call betty

iwrotemrtambourineman

will the last person leaving SEATTLE - Turn out the lights.

natalieironside

Screamin Jay Hawkins if he was a dog: I put a smell on u

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And now you're mine

machine-unlearning

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

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MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

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Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

dinosaurjam

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

fission-mailure

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

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Mama Mia it’s-a Wednesday

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WRONG FUCKING IMAGE

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HAPPY MAMA MIA ITS-A WEDNESDAY WRONG FUCKING IMAGE WEDNESDAY

concoctionboy

I have reblogged this post on previous Wednesdays without adding anything to it, but I figured to respect the artist it might be a good idea to add a link to the source of the photo.

Anyway, Happy Mama Mia It's-A Wednesday Wrong Fucking Image Wednesday once again.

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mayadile

UPDATE! HOW THINGS ARE GOING.

Hello everyone, want you guys to know that I'm doing fine and I'm living comfortably! Me and my friend been taking care of one another and trying to help me mentally 😭 I haven't been able to sleep due to stress but I'm doing better.

We are all good except when we need food. We both don't have jobs still. Again we are both disabled people and moving for us is still hard to do. We still have food now but soon we need to clean up and get more food! So, if it isn't too much to ask to keep donating to my gofundme time to time so I'm able to get food weekly! The goal there still isn't met, I still don't have clothes or my belongings to replace!

That and I still need to pay the phone bill 💔 it's just $78!!! Just me and my mom had a hard time getting back to each other. But also sad news, we had to put our puppies in the pound, so I'm devastated to not have my service animal anymore.

PAYPAL $78 for the phone bill

Gofundme donate so I have food weekly until I'm able to get assistance for my disability.

Cashapp: $BattyHatty

Thank you everyone for helping me get somewhere safe!! And thank you for still helping and supporting me!! ❤️

mayadile

To help:

$250 for food/weekly.

$78 for the phone bill!!!

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rockabillywife

Looking at reviews for a book on bird migration ?

gaslit-dipshits

A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.

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snailkites

Crested Caracara being allopreened by two Black Vultures! This is such an interesting behavior and one that's typically one-way (preening by vultures to caracara). Here you can see the caracara either attempting to reciprocate but getting rebuffed by both vultures, or telling them to stop for now.

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casuallyodd

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.