Why me?

back at it again in the void - 28, she/they, icon by cometcrystal

[b0ttleb10nd]

[small-bambi]

Harrison Wood Hsiang

[natalieironside]

I believe our nation's brave girlbloggers should be alloted a taxpayer-funded stipend to support their invaluable girlposting

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[mayadile]

Update on my situation.

I have no food rn I haven't ate yesterday and since I had to get rid of my food and condiments. I have nothing to cook or eat. It's thundering and raining hard outside. I have nothing to change into other than my other hoodie and some shorts, I need to buy some clothes for myself. So yeah right now we have no food here and I got no clothes to warm me up. I have nothing to brush my teeth either and tmi I have alot of scars and some missing teeth from stress. I even need to clean my hair. So I need things to shop.

I haven't received anything yet, but please remember I need to stay out of the storm. It's dangerous out there and it can hurt me, so please donate to keep me out of the storm this week. I need to stay in a warm hotel, to sleep and rest my head and to eat. I need about $2000 to replace my lost items and stay inside, because there are NO shelters near me at all.

Paypal

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jodie foster is never going to be impressed at this rate

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[rainyday-recess]

[3liza]

cancel your mullvad subscription

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy

If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717

[antifainternational]

[oneheadtoanother]

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[nevver]

Last gas, Sebastian B

[thefingerpaintingutahraptor]

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[catchymemes]

[drpathetique]

I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??

THE COMPOSITION

THE BALANCE

THE SILHOUETTE

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[baronessbamf]

Hollywood (and whoever decides the same for video games) are so funny.

Like there's a chain of bad superhero movies but some of them happen to star women? The lesson they took wasn't that movie going audiences like good movies but people just aren't interested in female led superhero films.

Now Heated Rivalry is a hit and instead of learning people want explicit but sensitive queer romance they are like "wow people love hockey romance greenlight 6 straight hockey romances immediately"

Many other examples of our so called tastemakers learning the wrong lesson from something becoming popular