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I've spent the last 17 years of my life learning: American Horror Story Assassin's Creed Attack on Titan Avatar Last Airbender Avengers Batman Bleach Breaking Bad Buffy Creepypasta Disney Doctor Who Fate/Zero Fight Club Free! Fullmetal Alchemist Game of Thrones Guardians of the Galaxy Harry Potter Hemlock Grove Homestuck Hunger Games Kingdom Hearts Legend of Korra Lord of the Rings Naruto Neon Genesis Evangelion Night Vale No. 6 One Piece Ouran High School Host Club Percy Jackson Puella Magi Madoka Magica Sherlock Spiderman Star Wars Studio Ghibli Supernatural Teen Wolf The Hobbit Wheel of Time Can I be promoted to super nerd yet?

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

fuck attractive people

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

i’m trying

[kitten-burrito]

[kiwilemonteanonsense]

Way to make it awkward, Dave.

I don’t know how to find the source… T^T

[kitten-burrito]

Ohh hehe this is my comic, dear!  ;3

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SEEN THIS AND EVERY TIME IT MAKES MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER 

[photographyismylifeee]

[charlubby]

i know shipping can be a bit expensive sometimes but uh

[womenwhokickass]

BREAKING: Malala Yousafzai Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Malala, now 17, was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman two years ago in her home country of Pakistan after coming to prominence for her campaigning for education for girls.

She won for what the Nobel committee called her “heroic struggle” for girls’ right to an education.

She is the youngest ever winner of the prize. (x)

[wintermoth]

YOU HEAR THAT? NOT ONLY IS THE YOUNGEST EVER NOBEL WINNER A GIRL! BUT A GIRL OF COLOR AT THAT!!! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

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[misspelledlife]

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

[terezisprite2-blog]

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

[corvidaedream]

last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense

bc like

i dunno dogs and stuff

but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius

he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH 

but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART

HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.

[garbagearcana]

WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S 4 HY3N4

[all-we-done]

My friend sent me this video without context

I’m laughing so hard !

[victorianhooker]

[mquester]

I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO. 

That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”

So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”

And he got very, very quiet.

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

[thebackyardigans]

when you see people having fun without you

[juiceboxkids-blog]

[chaystar]

living the dream

[ironicbaking]

when u date someone shy that turns out to be really dominate

[anz-momo]

[whenthesecondsun]

Why do you have all those cloud babies scattered around your staircase

[fishpun]

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

#i’m 99% sure fred and george made this post

[totallyfubar]

I’m 100% sure it was just George

[tarotthrawn]

No

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

First of all fuck you

[petrichorias]

Secondly GO BACK TO HELL SATAN