In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is King

 I go by AllRose now on ff.net

[ladyofglencairn]

My entire summer wasted.

[allrose]

Somehow me shouting “get a second opinion!” Every ten mins was prescient

[revengeofthesiths]

THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL  ↳ 4.08 “How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall?”

[hqtchner]

Camp Rock x Criminal Minds

THIS SCENE HAS NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH VIEHIFIOFV I CANNOT

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

[allrose]

[daithpiercing]

once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.

[sosuperawesome]

Sophia Drescher on Instagram

[funny-tik-toks]

[cool-beans-central]

Trying to keep up with this made me feel like English wasn’t my native language

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

English isn’t my native language and this felt like I was having a stroke

[bluetiefling]

Now it’s your turn. Give me your hands. That’s it. Roll your hands. Good. That’s it. Keep your back straight.

[heauxplesslydevoted]

Enemies to lovers and a fake dating trope, all within the thin veil of a Gossip Girl-esque narrator (living legend Julie Andrews)? Bridgerton is that girl

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[walks-the-ages]

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

[firefox-official]

i’m going to get worse on purpose

[silima]

whatever force of god protected me from seeing the enormous amounts of reylo content that were apparently produced this year i am so grateful 🙏

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[arcsin27]

Is she single asking for a friend

[veresfika]

No❤️

[vampirebriar]

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[girlofdogs]

oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

[weebleroxanne]

“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.

[thatbarricade]

Victor Hugo: In order to understand what happens next—

Me: Oh no it’s really okay

Victor Hugo: It is absolutely c r u c i a l to know—

Me: oh my g o d

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

Me @ Vicky every single Goddamned time:

[thatbarricade]

[allthefandomss]

[allthingshyper]

This is why I can’t read classics

I understand they got paid by the word or whatever but HOLY SHIT can we get to the point