chaos and anarchy

aspotofteabillcipher-deactivate

To the Bills of the Multiverse-

do any of you have a spare $200?

I'm... In a bit of a situation right now-

SHIT SHIT SHIT HE MIGHT'VE SEEN ME TYPING THIS SEND HELP-

I do! I don't have anything to spend it on but tea.

*magically 200 bucks shows up in your hand*

Sure! *I also make 200 bucks show up*

totesnotbill

HA IVE ALWAYS GOT MONEY BUT IT MAKE TAKE I A BIT TO GET TO YA FROM THE THERAPRISM.

I'll help extract that Bill from the Theraprism!

*just staring at the $400*

Dang- this is more than enough for my bail-

uhhhhhhhh

i mean-

im totally NOT in the county jail for arson- toooootally not

Fire's pretty! I don' mind if ya did commit Aron, 'cause I also am an arsonist!

#star cipher #triangle shenanigans #oopsie #oops i did it again #haha oops #arson #uh oh #oh no he got mad :(

Hah- agreed

but not in this situation-

I uhhhhh..

I may have tried to hotwire a car but I ended up just getting mad and setting it on fire..

aspotofteabillcipher-deactivate

To the Bills of the Multiverse-

do any of you have a spare $200?

I'm... In a bit of a situation right now-

SHIT SHIT SHIT HE MIGHT'VE SEEN ME TYPING THIS SEND HELP-

I do! I don't have anything to spend it on but tea.

*magically 200 bucks shows up in your hand*

Sure! *I also make 200 bucks show up*

totesnotbill

HA IVE ALWAYS GOT MONEY BUT IT MAKE TAKE I A BIT TO GET TO YA FROM THE THERAPRISM.

I'll help extract that Bill from the Theraprism!

#star cipher #triangle shenanigans #oopsie #haha oops #oops i did it again #arson #uh oh

*just staring at the $400*

Dang- this is more than enough for my bail-

uhhhhhhhh

i mean-

im totally NOT in the county jail for arson- toooootally not

To the Bills of the Multiverse-

do any of you have a spare $200?

I'm... In a bit of a situation right now-

SHIT SHIT SHIT HE MIGHT'VE SEEN ME TYPING THIS SEND HELP-

#bill cipher #gravity falls #gravity falls rp #OH NO #bro is in touble #someone help him #NOT AN ASK FOR REAL MONEY

“Bill!? Why- how? How are you still alive??”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

Huh... another confused Sixer.. Well, short answer, I have no idea. But, you know, it is how it is. Not to mention I have this weird flesh suit now. Wait... if you're a different Ford.. OOOOH THEN YOU DON'T KNOW- HAHAHAHAH!

-👁️⚠️

“Ohh…. Welp! Time to hide in bunker….”

It's nothin bad, Ford!

. . . unless you're homophobic..

“Why would that mean anything? im not homophobic?”

Good, good. Cause uh... the Ford in my universe and I are.. gay.. :/

“What!? Why would any universe of me do that to themselves!? Your lying cipher!”

#bill cipher #gravity falls #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #billford

Nope, not lying.

Just look at the other stuff I've posted, you'll know.

“Bill!? Why- how? How are you still alive??”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

Huh... another confused Sixer.. Well, short answer, I have no idea. But, you know, it is how it is. Not to mention I have this weird flesh suit now. Wait... if you're a different Ford.. OOOOH THEN YOU DON'T KNOW- HAHAHAHAH!

-👁️⚠️

“Ohh…. Welp! Time to hide in bunker….”

It's nothin bad, Ford!

. . . unless you're homophobic..

“Why would that mean anything? im not homophobic?”

#bill cipher #gravity falls #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #billford

Good, good. Cause uh... the Ford in my universe and I are.. gay.. :/

“Bill!? Why- how? How are you still alive??”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

Huh... another confused Sixer.. Well, short answer, I have no idea. But, you know, it is how it is. Not to mention I have this weird flesh suit now. Wait... if you're a different Ford.. OOOOH THEN YOU DON'T KNOW- HAHAHAHAH!

-👁️⚠️

“Ohh…. Welp! Time to hide in bunker….”

#bill cipher #gravity falls #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #billford

It's nothin bad, Ford!

. . . unless you're homophobic..

“Bill!? Why- how? How are you still alive??”

@the-author-of-the-journals101

Huh... another confused Sixer.. Well, short answer, I have no idea. But, you know, it is how it is. Not to mention I have this weird flesh suit now. Wait... if you're a different Ford.. OOOOH THEN YOU DON'T KNOW- HAHAHAHAH!

-👁️⚠️

#bill cipher #gravity falls #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #billford

Put your favorite Ford in this

OOOHH~! Well, I know just the one!

@cipher-s618, I think you'd look GREAT in this!! Haha!!

-👁️⚠️

cipher-s618

Oh, gods, Bill, why? That- it won’t even fit, and I’m pale enough as is. No thanks.

#bill cipher #gravity falls #alex hirsch #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #billford #oh no #the husbands are being gay again

Awh, c'mon Ford! Pleaseeeeee~ They come in bigger sizes toooooo- and it'll look good on you, I promise!!

Put your favorite Ford in this

OOOHH~! Well, I know just the one!

@cipher-s618, I think you'd look GREAT in this!! Haha!!

-👁️⚠️

#bill cipher #gravity falls #alex hirsch #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #billford

doyoulikeeatingcrabs?

What?

Ew, no.

What’s with all the questions about crabs?

-👁️⚠️

#bill cipher #gravity falls #alex hirsch #askthecipher #gravity falls rp

WILL YOU POST ANYTHING ON THE CULT?

Hmm.. maybe. Eventually. Been too busy with.. stuff-

mod: hey! Mod Suit here! We’ve been busy with other projects and some posts on here, so the GC will be updated soon!

heyyy- stop stealing my spotlight >:/

-👁️⚠️

#bill cipher #gravity falls #alex hirsch #askthecipher #gravity falls rp #mod speaks

There is a crab in front of you. Did you notice?

. . . Yes.

and I run away because I fucking hate crabs..

-👁️⚠️

#bill cipher #gravity falls #alex hirsch #askthecipher #gravity falls rp

"Heyyyyyy kid. So- quick question for ya-" *Bill paused, trying to not ramble on like he usually did.* "Did you know that the Owl Lady is the ex-wife of someone I'm actively seeking revenge on for half killing me and kind of sending me to a literal prison that they called therapy?" *Bill smiled under his mask, the mask's eye twitching a bit, as his eye under the mask did the same.*

-signed, Bill Cipher, chaos god and overlord

“Nnnope!” they replied, popping the ‘p’. They then continued making popping sounds with their mouth before continuing,”Did you know the Owl Lady is like my bestie’s mother? Does that mean the guy you wanna kill is my friend’s ex-sorta-parent? Is that how parents work?”

“That’s uhh.. not how parents work, kid. Or maybe it is. I dunno. Hardly even remember mine..” *he sighed, pulling out a pack of cigarettes, taking one out and lighting it.* “But I mean hey, if ya see her sometime soon, just tell her Stan’s got a man.” *he chuckled, blowing a bit of smoke out, then floating a bit, sitting like he was on a chair, even though he wasn’t.*

”Oh. I’ve never had parents, sooooo IIIII wouldn’t knoooow! Why are you putting a burning stick in your mouth? Is it drugs? Does it make your head go all—“ they conjured some cartoon stars swirling around their head as they wobbled if around and made “blblblblblblb” sounds with their mouth,”—and funny? Huh? What about a man?”

*Bill laughed a bit, now realizing he probably shouldn't smoke in front of a kid. Or what he thought was a kid.* “Nah. Just a way for me to relax.” *he said, putting it out and sliding it into his pocket.* “And to elaborate, Stanley (Edas ex) is bi. And now he’s dating a.. how do I say this without sounding rude.. a hillbilly..” *Bill chuckled, fidgeting with his lighter a bit.*

”Oh, oh! Eda is bi, too! They can match! Hmm…We should make them battle to the death to decide who should be The Bi. Hmmm…Stupid Luz is also bi, so that’d get rid of her ‘cause I bet the Owl Lady would win because she’s the best one!”

*he just stood in shock.* "What?! No no- we are NOT doing that. If it were others, I'd say yes but.. that's a bit too far, kid.." *he sighed.* "Why not make the Titan Trappers fight, hm? I know you don't like them..” *he chuckled, crossing his arms, seemingly interested in this whole situation.*

”Ooh, yeah! I want those stupid dumb-dumbs to tear each other apart!” they grinned viciously,”Do you have any ideas—to make it more fun? Mooore interesting?”

*he thought for a moment* “How about we give them these?” *Bill held up a LITERAL SHOTGUN.* “If they can aim well, or not, we’ll be PLENTY entertained~”

”We can split them into two teams use magic to convince them that the other team is full of real titans so they shoot each other lots and lots and lots! KABOOM! BANG!”

“Hm.. not a bad idea, kid. Plus, I get to use some of my own tricks that I haven’t used since.. since uhh.. a-a while..”

#crossover rp

"Heyyyyyy kid. So- quick question for ya-" *Bill paused, trying to not ramble on like he usually did.* "Did you know that the Owl Lady is the ex-wife of someone I'm actively seeking revenge on for half killing me and kind of sending me to a literal prison that they called therapy?" *Bill smiled under his mask, the mask's eye twitching a bit, as his eye under the mask did the same.*

-signed, Bill Cipher, chaos god and overlord

“Nnnope!” they replied, popping the ‘p’. They then continued making popping sounds with their mouth before continuing,”Did you know the Owl Lady is like my bestie’s mother? Does that mean the guy you wanna kill is my friend’s ex-sorta-parent? Is that how parents work?”

“That’s uhh.. not how parents work, kid. Or maybe it is. I dunno. Hardly even remember mine..” *he sighed, pulling out a pack of cigarettes, taking one out and lighting it.* “But I mean hey, if ya see her sometime soon, just tell her Stan’s got a man.” *he chuckled, blowing a bit of smoke out, then floating a bit, sitting like he was on a chair, even though he wasn’t.*

”Oh. I’ve never had parents, sooooo IIIII wouldn’t knoooow! Why are you putting a burning stick in your mouth? Is it drugs? Does it make your head go all—“ they conjured some cartoon stars swirling around their head as they wobbled if around and made “blblblblblblb” sounds with their mouth,”—and funny? Huh? What about a man?”

*Bill laughed a bit, now realizing he probably shouldn't smoke in front of a kid. Or what he thought was a kid.* “Nah. Just a way for me to relax.” *he said, putting it out and sliding it into his pocket.* “And to elaborate, Stanley (Edas ex) is bi. And now he’s dating a.. how do I say this without sounding rude.. a hillbilly..” *Bill chuckled, fidgeting with his lighter a bit.*

”Oh, oh! Eda is bi, too! They can match! Hmm…We should make them battle to the death to decide who should be The Bi. Hmmm…Stupid Luz is also bi, so that’d get rid of her ‘cause I bet the Owl Lady would win because she’s the best one!”

*he just stood in shock.* "What?! No no- we are NOT doing that. If it were others, I'd say yes but.. that's a bit too far, kid.." *he sighed.* "Why not make the Titan Trappers fight, hm? I know you don't like them..” *he chuckled, crossing his arms, seemingly interested in this whole situation.*

”Ooh, yeah! I want those stupid dumb-dumbs to tear each other apart!” they grinned viciously,”Do you have any ideas—to make it more fun? Mooore interesting?”

#crossover rp #billcipher official #mischievouscollector

*he thought for a moment* “How about we give them these?” *Bill held up a LITERAL SHOTGUN.* “If they can aim well, or not, we’ll be PLENTY entertained~”

I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO YOU IF YOU HEAL MY FRIEND!!!!!!!

@yoursimp098

well.. if you’re selling your soul..

I’ll find a way to help em.. maybe. If I can figure out how hahah..

-your favourite demonic chaos god, Bill Cipher 👁️⚠️

#bill cipher #gravity falls #alex hirsch #askthecipher

"Heyyyyyy kid. So- quick question for ya-" *Bill paused, trying to not ramble on like he usually did.* "Did you know that the Owl Lady is the ex-wife of someone I'm actively seeking revenge on for half killing me and kind of sending me to a literal prison that they called therapy?" *Bill smiled under his mask, the mask's eye twitching a bit, as his eye under the mask did the same.*

-signed, Bill Cipher, chaos god and overlord

“Nnnope!” they replied, popping the ‘p’. They then continued making popping sounds with their mouth before continuing,”Did you know the Owl Lady is like my bestie’s mother? Does that mean the guy you wanna kill is my friend’s ex-sorta-parent? Is that how parents work?”

“That’s uhh.. not how parents work, kid. Or maybe it is. I dunno. Hardly even remember mine..” *he sighed, pulling out a pack of cigarettes, taking one out and lighting it.* “But I mean hey, if ya see her sometime soon, just tell her Stan’s got a man.” *he chuckled, blowing a bit of smoke out, then floating a bit, sitting like he was on a chair, even though he wasn’t.*

”Oh. I’ve never had parents, sooooo IIIII wouldn’t knoooow! Why are you putting a burning stick in your mouth? Is it drugs? Does it make your head go all—“ they conjured some cartoon stars swirling around their head as they wobbled if around and made “blblblblblblb” sounds with their mouth,”—and funny? Huh? What about a man?”

*Bill laughed a bit, now realizing he probably shouldn't smoke in front of a kid. Or what he thought was a kid.* “Nah. Just a way for me to relax.” *he said, putting it out and sliding it into his pocket.* “And to elaborate, Stanley (Edas ex) is bi. And now he’s dating a.. how do I say this without sounding rude.. a hillbilly..” *Bill chuckled, fidgeting with his lighter a bit.*

”Oh, oh! Eda is bi, too! They can match! Hmm…We should make them battle to the death to decide who should be The Bi. Hmmm…Stupid Luz is also bi, so that’d get rid of her ‘cause I bet the Owl Lady would win because she’s the best one!”