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The official Tumblr of the All That Slithers discord. Discord membership currently on waitlist. See pinned post to join the list We are all about that GO Monster love.

[allthatslithers]

Welcome the the official Tumblr of the Good Omens: All That Slithers discord!

Our goal to to collect monster themed Good Omens creative works and hoard share them to spread the monster love.

We also believe in encouraging creativity and hold open monthly monster themed prompts as apart of our "A Strongly Worded Note" (ASWN) event with a corresponding ao3 collection:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

We also host another ao3 collection for server exclusive prompts with a much shorter creation period, "Squirming At Your feet-ish" (SAYF) which you can find here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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[metalmiez]

Hey!

Wanna read a Good Omens fic with an ending that is neither devastating nor sad?

With just a bit of angst, a touch of spice, a chunk of involuntary vampirism, but all in all just our beloved ineffable husbands making stupid decisions and being silly?

Title: Love Bites (But so do I)

Rating: E (skippable 🌶️)

Words: 115,546

Chapters: 7/7 (complete)

Summary: Three years after the Armageddon-that-wasn’t, Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy their retirement immensely. But suddenly, Aziraphale disappears for weeks. After his return, he starts acting strangely. When Crowley confronts him, the situation takes a turn none of them had expected…

Or: What happens when two supernatural beings turn into vampires?

I miss my vampire boys (gn) 🦇

[naniiebimworks]

Aziraphale canonically caused Madame Tracy's Scooter to drive over 200 miles an hour and has the nerve to upbraid Crowley about his driving...

When Crowley find's out- he demands a joyride.

Snoomter Ride

Aziraphale sitting in driving position on a white vespa scooter. He has snake Crowley partly wrapped around his head, and partly extended out backwards in the backdraft caused by the bike going at speed and a snake flapping around like the ends of a scarf. Aziraphale has an apprehensive expression- Crowley snake's expression veers between immense enjoyment, wahoo and the kind of overwhelmed you get at going 200+ miles an hour or possibly more. The background is the deepspace extended starlight zoom background you get indicating high or light speed. It looks like they are going "SNOOOOM" (snake zoom)

[kandelyabr55]

[rvllybllply2014]

What the actual fuck, uh be not afraid I guess

[maxkennedy24]

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[jellytheteawolf]

Mermay 2026: Klavier Gavin

I drew him as a betta to match how flashy he is (or perceived to be) and i think there's smth to be said abt betta fish territorial behavior and flashing the fins/gills as a show of aggression but I can't rlly string together any coherent thoughts rn

Please ignore the anatomy i made up 🫶 i left my morpho anatomy books at my uni apt so uh we balled. If it were up to me I would've made the tail even bigger + longer bc i believe in mermaids having functionally proportioned tails but then the canvas would be way too big

I might redraw him as a lionfish to match w kristoph when I get around to him

This is so fucking embarrassing dude oh my god his neck is way too long but im too lazy to go back to the ipad and fix it and re export it and re-download it onto my phone 😭 but I thought it's be cool if some mermaid fashion included using fish hooks as piercings (like on his caudal fin). Could also be a sign of ignorant status (of varying levels depending on where it's worn) bc it's like I can afford to have a weight on my tail and not be in any danger, like how ripped jeans went from being a sign of poverty to a fashion statement. Theres no logic for his long ass chain 腰佩 idk what to call it in eng is just feel like he'd have that kind of unnecessary bling

Anyways. Bonus klapolly!!

[vanyamire]

in the infinity of universes, there's a universe out there just for them 💛

[eliotlime]

on my shellphone

[valtsv]

i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this

[takeadeepbreathandexist]

Don’t leave this in the tags. It’s too funny not to be enjoyed by everyone

[spoofyleaf]

Take this twenty min doodle

[shohji666]

🪽 "Wow! You look even more like a Tsuchinoko today!"

🐍 "What is it ?"

Tsuchinoko is Japanese snake UMA.

[frane-jpg]

so, i saw this post and couldn't stop myself 🐍

21.07.19

[depsidase]

[sialiasnest]

I can’t stand it

[sialiasnest]

[sialiasnest]

Look who decided to clean up his act and pose nicely today

which gets me to this:

[bealittleimprobable]

(This is why I think artists are magic. You can just put the creature in situations! Amazing.)

[passionpeachy]

spring horse 🌷

[bleucalire]

I really wish we could see that kind of cryptid/« biblically accurate » Aziraphale 👁️🪽🤍