All the cheesesticks

just a girlie that's obsessed with the marauders and percy jackson

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happy halloween aka lily and james death day aka sirius arrest day aka remus isolation day aka mary obliviation day aka the day harry was orphaned aka peter betrayal day aka marlene gets to see a couple of her besties again day aka voldy forehead split day aka hagrid meets harry day aka dumbledore is an idiot day aka the dursleys sucks day

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there is NO WAY katie ledecky isnt a child of poseidon bc wtf

bro has to be breathing underwater or some shit

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pjo hc: after percy and annabeth came back from tartarus percy made a point to get really jacked. specifically he wanted to be able to hold up annabeths body weight so easily that there would never again be a question of whether or not he could save her from falling

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Percy waking up with no memories but that he hates a bitch named Ares and that he’s wifed up

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my life goal is to go to a college that has a class on just analyzing pride and prejudice please and thank you

(i just watched that shit on two plane rides today lmao loved every second)

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watching pride and prejudice for the 6th time now and good lord do i want the kind of guy that will go "I'm sorry I'm an asshole, and i have changed myself not because i want you to be with me but because i love you" like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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one little teaching quirk i have when i go to intern in my little fifth grade class is that whenever kids have a question that's going to take me more than two seconds to answer instead of just squatting/leaning over like a normal human being my immediate reaction is to just go BOOM criss cross applesauce on the floor because A. I don't have to talk as loud because my 5'10 ass is further away from their ears and B. it's fun

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i have a bone to pick woth whoever invented croutons

you cant get them on your fork bc if you stab them they break and scooping them is A LOT harder than it looks and then when you do bite into it it’s so damn crunchy that it vibrates your entire skull

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guys i just used math irl wtf i tried to calculate the volume of a cylinder to guess how many hershey kisses were in it for a christmas game at my grandmas house and i didnt even get it right 😭

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the things i have learned from eavesdropping in starbucks

theres a college girl failing the shit out of intro to film

a woman son bought a ranch

a man is losing the crap out of online poker

and we all spend way too much money on starbucks

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happy halloween aka lily and james death day aka sirius arrest day aka remus isolation day aka mary obliviation day aka the day harry was orphaned aka peter betrayal day aka marlene gets to see a couple of her besties again day aka voldy forehead split day aka hagrid meets harry day aka dumbledore is an idiot day aka the dursleys sucks day

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"i cant focus this penis carrot is looking at me"

-- @fandom-took-my-sanity

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you know its a hard assignment when you're willing to go to your dad at the kitchen table to ask for homework help

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divine rivals? oh my god? best book I've read in a while? go read that shit?

good old rivals to lovers? war situation? I'm eating this shit up?

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something i despise is when teachers have big windows in their classrooms and still choose to keep the blinds closed at all times like sir is there a reason you are trying to deprive me of the joy of having natural light in this classroom? why must you love the big LED overheads so much? why are you just weird like that?

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louis litt is such a girls girl

bro loves ballet and girls nights he is literally the girls girl

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