#hoo headcanon

[half-gone]

If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.

They’re also crazy.

[bvrnesher]

okay but the pjo/hoo boys’ fav positions when??

❝ Favorite Positions ! ❞ ― pjo/hoo boys !

— 💬 a/n: I'm biased 🤘🏻 here's my version, though i know there are already too many headcanons about this

— 𝒫ercy 𝒥ackson ;; He’s not picking a position. He’s doing whatever you want and pretending it was his idea. That being said—missionary with your legs wrapped around him is where he ends up every time. It’s easy, it’s close, and it’s got that chaos-percy energy of “oh shit, this is happening” mixed with clingy desperation. He’s not trying to dominate you—he’s just trying to feel everything. You squeeze your legs a little tighter and he short-circuits.

rating: 9.5/10 — not creative, but he’s percy, y'know

— 𝒥ason 𝒢race ;; Cowgirl. Like, he’s a control freak in life but not in bed. There’s something about you on top—him flat on his back, hands twitching at your hips, trying not to lose it—that wrecks him in a good way. Tries to keep composure, but forgets how to speak the second you grind down slow. Has no idea where to put his hands. Hates how much he loves it + flushed cheeks and glasses barely in place *giggles*

rating: 8.5/10 — he’s a sweetheart

— ℒeo 𝒱aldez ;; Doggy, because his brain is too hyper to do anything slow or face-to-face for too long. Gets distracted easily unless he’s overstimulated, and this one keeps him focused and gives him access to your back, which he’s weirdly obsessed with. Also loves that he doesn’t have to do eye contact until he’s composed enough not to combust.

rating: 9/10 — fast, chaotic but kind of sexy

— ℱrank 𝒵hang ;; Spooning. It’s the safest combo of intimacy + instinctual movement. He overthinks everything and doesn’t wanna crush you with his body weight or make it too intense, so this one feels natural. Quiet grunts, forehead against your shoulder, hands everywhere but respectfully. The kind of sex that ends with both of you just sighing.

rating: 7.5/10 — gentle, sweet, and tragically underrated

— ℒuke 𝒞astellan ;; Standing up, against a wall—but hear me out, not in a “dark sexy villain” way. More like “I have 3 minutes before I mentally spiral again.” He’s high-key touch-starved and low-key reckless, so anything spontaneous and fast, with zero emotional fallout, is perfect. It’s not about power, it’s about not thinking too hard. Ends up panting into your neck

rating: 9.8/10 — he makes it cool

STORMY: stormy's asks games open !

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[seaacearts]

I love thinking about Jason with a youtube channel fully dedicated to explaining the history of the roman empire and all the aspects of the life of a roman legionaire, the evolution of weaponry and armor, the daily use of classical Latin (he also speaks it in most videos), the different ranks and their jobs and importance to the civilization, all that stuff, in like- extreme detail, in a way so causal it makes it seem like it all happened just yesterday.

It gets to the point where his audience questions if he's some sort of ancient roman deity sharing their life story with the world. It's kind of a running joke between them and he does not help with disproving that theory

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

as an insufferable celestial trio stan, here are all the ways grover could have been incorporated in heroes of olympus (because oh boy, i have THOUGHT about it):

a small dialogue right after the stables scene where percy and annabeth are red in the face that 'grover wouldn't have grounded us' 'i miss grover'

anytime percy has some internal conflict monologue thing? boom! just add in a dream conversation with grover where he talks about it! let grover ask why he feels a panic attack coming from percy after tartarus! let percy try to justify it and fail miserably! let grover feel horrible for not being there in person!

a reunion. i assumed that it was basic common sense to include a reunion but i guess rick just decided to forget grover at the end of blood of olympus. but yeah. crying, hugging, cheering!! we deserve it!!

"piper walked into annabeth's room. it was simply decorated, with a plant garden on the windowsill that annabeth said helped connect her to one of her friends back home, which piper didn't understand" see my vision??

for example if some monster shows up let percy and annabeth storm out of a room like "EXCUSE ME WE WERE BUSY IM-ING GROVER WHAT'S GOING ON??"

[dogwaterdish]

thalia and jason mean so much to meeee so heres some headcanons about them

jason is the only person allowed to call her lia. if anyone else does, they get zapped on sight. bonus points if lia (or a baby-ish approximation) was his first word :)

thalia took time on each of jason’s birthday’s to grieve - luke noticed and never mentioned it, but always wondered what happened on that date

jason notices how lightning really responds to thalia’s emotions, so he tries to use the wind to communicate his feelings to her …. I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM :(((((((

they both have very strong morals, side effect of zeus’s domain over law and such

being around thalia makes jason act a bit more like a younger brother, and at some point says “lia!!!” in a kinda whiney voice and for the next ten minutes is like “what have I become I was a praetor and now I’m acting like a child” meanwhile thalia’s absolutely doing whatever he was trying to convince her to do

[demigods-posts]

just had the biggest revelation that when the oracle prophesized "to storm or fire, the world must fall". the weight of this line equally distributed across the four boys. because frank's lifeline was tied to a stick that if burned to ashes would kill him. because percy, son of the stormbringer, nearly ended his life by willingly suffocating in poison. because leo, pyrokenetic, sacrificed himself and paid for it with his life to fulfill the prophecy. because jason, son of jupiter (god of the sky, thunder, lightning, etc), died in place of leo upon his resurrection. what a truly haunting cruel twist of fate.

[erastathalatta]

It always bothered me that Octavian is constantly referred to as an augur (reads bird signs) when he’s actually a haruspex (reads entrails).

Until I realized that everybody is probably doing it just to piss him off.

[juneberrie]

୭ ˚. don't try to be a genius, why so serious ?!

→ loser!jason x fem!reader ── guys i love loser jason so much. yes thats my white boy yes hes a loser !!!! thats my man !!!!!! could be read as nerd!jason but theyre the same thing to me idc. not proofread we die like jason

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sigh. where do i even begin.

you guys are that trope thats like diva baddie cunty gf and loser nerd boyfriend who adores her so much

if you also like nerdy things.... you got the perfect guy!! he loooooooves listening to you talk about your interests and will remember everything about it so he can talk to you about it

^^ will also buy you anything relating to your interests. special editions of your favorite books, merch,

he gets soo nervous talking to you. piper and leo had to physically shove him into you and he just stammered out "im so sorry are you okay" and he was blushing like crazy

anytime you compliment him he blushes and pushes up his glasses and awkwardly thanks you and hes avoiding all eye contact

drives u everywhere. i think i said this in my high school au headcanons but he drives you everywhere it doesnt matter if hes going with or not. hes driving. you are his passenger princess and when your dating him, you never have to worry about sitting behind the wheel!

speaking of his car, his car is some old honda civic. its blue and its his baby he loves it there. you guys make out in his car more times than he can count, and he's absolutely not complaining!

helps you with your homework, borderline does it for you. he'll sit down with you in your/his room with all your papers spread out and he's patiently explaining every concept that you don't understand, giving you a small smile and a "you got it" whenever you answer a particularly hard question

he wears a lot of tshirts, button up shirts, and comfy sweaters. also jeans everyday and his shoes are all nike sneakers

he lets you steal his sweaters and hoodies obviously, whats his is yours!

for halloween he always dresses like some superhero or something. he's done clark kent, superman (yes they are two separate costumes), and captain america

reading dates!!!! you guys will hang out at his house, cuddling and reading books together, occasionally taking breaks to make out or get snacks

he's weirdly good at baking and so he'll bring you baked goods all the time and theyre DELICIOUS

asked you out with flowers. he stuttered a lot while asking until he eventually just blurted out "i really like you! can i be your boyfriend?" and obviously you said yes cause why wouldnt you?

your first date was to a bookstore and then to a little cafe so you could read together and then you guys went on a walk in the park as the sun set and he held your hand aw

instagram reels warrior. he sends you minimum 15 reels a day, most of them being those "send this to someone you love" "send this to the most beautiful girl you know"

nerd. nerd. nerd. this was obvious but specifically he's a dc/marvel nerd and he also really likes minecraft and the last of us.

listens to hozier, clairo, jvke, noah kahan, jeff buckley, billie eillish, smashing pumpkins, radiohead, the smiths, tame impala, and the cure

makes you super cute playlists!!!! a lot of them are based on specific memories, like your first date, your first kiss, the first i love you, etc etc

yeah. loser jason :(

author's note : guys this is the first thing i've written and finished in fucking months. its probably ass im sorry. juneberrie comeback in 2026? who knows