Themagicruby

Hera 27 they/them Ask me about my ✨spicy✨ side blog if u want

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[ruthimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[targetedknowledge]

[lesvegas]

environmental storytelling

[starlingheart]

a Very Important Purchase

[starlingheart]

Mice! With occupations!

[overflowchute]

THE CRICKET THAT LIVES EXCLUSIVELY ON NEW LAVA FIELDS AND IMMEDIATELY LEAVES THE MOMENT ANY PLANTS SHOW UP. NO ONE HAS EVER SCAVENGED THIS HARD BEFORE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE

[moveslikekeithrichards]

got cornflakes for fried chicken & the back of the box has its own recipe. easy as pie. "rinse chicken tenders with cold water and coat with crushed kelloggs corn flakes cereal." and then cook. no binding agent. no seasoning. nothing but a pile of flavorless chicken with a side of the extra-dried-out cornflakes that fell off it. serve warm with your favorite dipping sauce. doesnt even say serve hot. Serve Warm. wouldnt wanna get too wild with it. truly this is the spirit of cornflakes

[memento-mariii]

[lizardsfromspace]

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

guy who lives with me

[chillyfeetsteak]

yeah

[chillyfeetsteak]

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

[gsirvitor]

[missingno-polaris]

[yossyislandd]

i was laying yucky style and i look over to the other side of the couch to see minu doing the exact same and it made me laugh so hard

[yossyislandd]

like mama like minu

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[cerastes]

All these big companies changing their logos a dozen of times for something that looks worse every time, while the real all-time GOAT found the winning formula on the first try and then even did a victory lap with it:

[bug-swarm]

Nothing! Traffic cones have nothing to do with media players. However they do have to do with the students that original made VLC. The original students used to steal traffic cones when they got drunk together and had amassed a collection of them. So the traffic cone was basically their mascot

[molsno]

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[socialmaya]