Boo-hoo-hoo. *sniffle.* *surreptitious chest grope* Oh my, have you been working out?
If he was mine I’d need to be held a lot. Distant relative dies. (hold me) Scary movie. (hold me) Toast falls jam side down. (hold me)
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Boo-hoo-hoo. *sniffle.* *surreptitious chest grope* Oh my, have you been working out?
If he was mine I’d need to be held a lot. Distant relative dies. (hold me) Scary movie. (hold me) Toast falls jam side down. (hold me)
Alexander Skarsgard (Monroe)
The Diary of a Teenage Girl (2015)
Gosh, I thought I was the only one that saw the halo of hearts and flowers and flights of angels singing Barry White songs.
ps: jesus hose me down, that tongue…
LANGUAGE!!!
I really hope this joke keeps on going after this movie, it’s just too precious and says so much about the beloved cap.
Alex in NYC (May 2015)
Top pic:
“Never know who you’ll meet at 3 am in a NYC diner. #alexander skarsgard #true blood #new york.”
-imannirose @ instagr.am (shared on May 17, 2015)
Bottom:
“I spy with my iPod eye #Alexander Skarsgard.”
-smoothrubin @ instagr.am (shared on May 17, 2015)
I beg you, let me say goodbye!
I can’t stop laughing at this. Send help.
This was the funniest scene in this movie, and knowing this is how they filmed it makes it so much more hysterical.
Here’s the first poster for The Diary of a Teenage Girl, starring Bel Powley, Alexander Skarsgård and Kristen Wiig.