Intersecting Monologues @alltheskiesofalltheworlds - Tumblr Blog

It was a big week this week:

My GSA got approved by the Student Council (now it has to be approved by the administration)

I'm running for president of the National Honor Society

I'm running for Senior Class Vice President

I joined Key Club today

I'm running for president of Key Club

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#Silently congratulating myself for some real adept social conduct today

phyla-vells

That wasn’t a leaf. That was page one.

Busy day

I can tell that the stupid student council adviser doesn't like the idea of a Gay Straight Alliance. He kept trying to suggest that it be a "diversity club" instead. He was also the source of many a question.

Student council still hasn't decided on it yet. After I left, they talked for about 20 more minutes until class was over. They're voting next week. I feel nervous. But if it doesn't pass this year, I can just try again next year. I'm trying really hard not to play the "You have to let me make this club by the Equal Access Act" card.

After that, I had two dress rehearsals in a row and then the play I'm in for drama. It was called Headin' for the Hills, and it was about two publishing companies who are trying to get the rights to a story about the kids of two warring clans who are in love - like Romeo and Juliet. I played the owner of a publishing company, Lucille Stevens. I think I did pretty good. I didn't mess up any of my lines, everyone could hear what I said, and I successfully covered for someone who did mess up.

Keep your chin up, beautiful

Thank you ;-;

#I know it's you #❤#;-;

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#All the light has gone out of my life

A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.

When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!

When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.

When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!

When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!

When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!

When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!

When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.

When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes

When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!

When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.

When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.

When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!

Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.

#Q

8bitmonkey

excitabletortoise-deactivated20

god bless america

bluerafael

You never realize how rampant homophobia is until you see it laid out like this. I really have no words.

themythoffingerprints

Holy shit.

sandegonefishing

Jesus

ezratheworst-deactivated2017081

What The Hell

marshmellophone-blog

I thought this was a huge number and then I realized that JUST TODAY was what was being counted.

difficult-lemon-difficult

Bloody hell, I was literally sitting with my mouth open for good 10 minutes looking at the number rolling. Utterly terrifying.

#;-;

replay-everything

keepmyheadabove

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

lesb1an

What cuties