[charlesoberonn]

Katy Perry’s Firework is a song about self worth and hope, but the Katy Perry version sounds so empty and hollow and corporate and fake. Meanwhile every cover of that song I’ve heard sounds 1000x more sincere and real.

[saltyfinalboss]

Even the JonTron cover?

[charlesoberonn]

Especially the JonTron cover.

[mx-herma-main-deactivated202103]

I’m gonna listen to the JonTron cover.

[deactivated-24thjune-18-deactiv]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[trumagic37]

I’m Party Cannon

[cosmic-noir]

Oh my god

[thebestoftumbling]

[houseowolves-archive-deactivate]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[gothicprep]

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

[yiffest]

covalent bonds

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

“can i ask you something?”

“you just did”

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

[avant-bard-deactivated20190304]

“erm…okay”

[tovakiin]

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

[morebarkthanbite]

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

[roachpatrol]

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

[fomysquad]

Republicans don't like Bernie Sanders, but respect the honesty

#FeelTheBern 🔥🔥🔥

[lagonegirl]

THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL!!!!!!!!! #HonestBern #FeelTheBern

[jewlsies]

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

[atlasri3ing]

this made me cry I needed it so bad

[headshoulderskneesandhoes]

the rarest

[pinch]

O HMY FUCKING GOD

[xeppeli]

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

[xeppeli]

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

[xeppeli]

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

[verstimmt]

me @ myself: bitch don’t waste your time on him

[ogress]

Sexism doesn’t exist in comics

in case you don’t know, Gail Simone wrote Deadpool

in fact she relaunched Deadpool

[blackgirlsreverything]

I can’t breathe… 😳😳😂😂

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[-ashtonirwin]