wannabe paleontologist

he / him || the scarabedo fan || nervous young fag

[almightylordbullshit]

redoing my intro , the old one felt too formal

hello wsp hi bonjour im dishwater !! very nice to meet you

he / him , and aro / ace but id kiss a guy if i must

amateur writer but hey its the thought that counts

also trying to learn guitar and i draw sometimes

THE scarabedo stan #loyalfortwoyears

5 ' 7 '' guys im praying i hit 6ft someday

multishipper !! you can probably convince me to like your rarepair if you explain it well

asian - canadian highschooler

stoneytrait larping since i never actually played 1 date danger nor have i listened to a lot of 1td ' s songs... 😁

music i like -

mostly whatever i find cool tbh , i listen to a lot of genres , but artists specifically would be

car seat headrest

alex g

mitski

femtanyl

yaelokre

whatever songs kamui gakupo is used in

jack stauber on occasion

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fandoms im in / games i play -

genshit ( #1 hater this game sucks )

honkai : star rail ( and i plan to get into zenless )

ex - pjsk player , and i did play ddlc once

newgen school of dragons player

admittedly toca boca world but its fun okay 😭😭

among us sometimes too

httyd in general , i like the books a lot tbh

wings of fire because they turned me into a furry

alien stage ( hyuna... luka... love you guys ) ( zomst too )

the summer hikaru died

tbhk , madoka magica via my little sibling ' s rants

i watched some of frieren and some of bsd and goddayum akutugawa is fine ASLLL

1td via osmosis ( same goes to nso )

murder drones , knights of gwen , gaslight district but im not as big a tadc fan as i used to be

just yuri and yuri alone from sxf

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communities i think im in -

fagville cuz #faggotmaxxing

crow therian ! and technically a furry but eh im not very into the community

vocaloid ??? i dont know , i listen to a few vocaloid songs , and im really only here for the love of my live gakupo

essa handlers i think but again , i dont really interact w / anyone and i save my essa rants for my alt blog

whatever the ao3 community is

very late gen z

the five albedo simps on this earth

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fun facts -

albedo / yoshiki kinnie my GOSH are they the closest ive gotten to seeing myself in a fictional man

i dont really have a specific style but i do think ?? i fall into alt when im not being too lazy to dress up

im technically buddhist , but buddhism isnt exactly a religion so...

i love dragons , and i primarily draw draconic bs

i main wanderer and albedo in genshin #loyaltomyyaoi

i got the name dishwater because i used it once on among us and fell in love with it

my favourite colour is green

i have a STRONG preference for british english over american because i spent twelve years of my life learning the british syllabus

i speak english as my first language , but i speak some french on occasion . i can understand the language of my home country too

dog person over being a cat person anyday bro have you HAD a puppy in your arms

i sometimes try my hand at songwriting

most of my devices are set to not correct lowercase into uppercase

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find me on -

dishdishdishwater - yt

dishdishdishwater - ao3

NA / 678585829 - genshin

NA / 623916323 - hsr

dishdishdishwater ( ask to friend !! ) on discord

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okay okay thats it byebye have a blessed day ^^

[almightylordbullshit]

what if they were like babies ohh my babies 🥹🥹🥹

theyre so ugly and cute and ughhhh stupid fucking losers

this is highkey inspired by this one fic I read that was so fire wait lemme find it

' evergreen, despite everything ' by cretafili i think?? it was so good

also pose ref and more ramblings under the cut

here's the ref I got it off pinterest I cant find the exact artist sadly

also I really gotta write scarabedo but kabukimono and newborn albedo because?? They'd be so cute??

[almightylordbullshit]

scarabedo slop I drew at like 2am

so what if they were dating and shit

I actually wanted to make them older than 17 where the fuck did i conjure 17 from they're in uni

also the trans flag on albedo is supposed to be intersex but whatever

[burgersburgersburgersburgers]

very big fan of whatever this new meme trend is

[almightylordbullshit]

the helluva boss one was so on point oh my god I hate that show

[clionadraws]

angel devil alien stage badges :3

[prprcreeper]

[prprcreeper]

bleh

[bonefishbunny]

blehhgg

[parasitesoup]

Albedo painting his boyfriend, literally

[yoursleepdemon]

not now kitten daddy is recreating doomed yaoi on toca boca world

[siennasparkles]

saw some hot air balloons today! i went to the morning launch with my mom, then went this evening with some friends (@n0ahstired and auri). of course i also brought tilly!!

[seagulltheseawing]

started thinking bout she is pink because she wants to kill you so here is a happy sitting kinkajou

[noobynoobnoobness]

self-challenge I got too committed in drawing

[ikimaru]

magic water fish ✨

[almightylordbullshit]

I gotta work on my fics but oh look an unfinished art wip... hmm maybe ill paint an entire fucking table while procrastinating! fics? what fics???

[lynxindisguise]

[funnyao3tags]

this feels offensively accurate

[acedemonloki]

… i don’t know what I expected, but while it wasn’t this, this seems to fit

[funnyao3tags]

The amount of people getting this one is impressive and concerning, are yall okay?

[nemo-doesart]

Yeah makes sense

[almightylordbullshit]

oh ok

i love hurt/comfort better but ill take it 😭💔

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[its-a-me-chaosthedragon]

@almightylordbullshit so uh.

[almightylordbullshit]

well shit

ill go edit some posts then 😭