Your Arch Nemosis

@nemo-doesart

They/them ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am the monster, rawr rawr rawr ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My gender is whatever's most convenient to the plot ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14 possums in a trench coat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Orpheus was a poor boy. Like really poor. More broke than a bastard, orphan, Scotsman. My man couldn't even afford bread for his wife. Like Eurydice is lowkirkflowstatenuinely dying over there and Orpheus is too busy with his laaaaaaaah lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaahing

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I was out to eat at a patio with my family, where we all ordered wings. As I was finishing up, I noticed a tiny fly on the plate where we had put our wing bones.

The fly rubs its hands together, cleaning itself in preparation to eat a tiny portion of the meat left on the bones. Our scraps more than this fly could eat in its entire life, and enough to feeds it's children for some time. Our scraps are enough to feed hundreds of lives, and yet we throw them away without a second thought.

#makes you think #if anyone cares #save the earth #net zero #wasteful #bugs #bugblr #hello tag readers

zer0brainc3lls

and they're BOTH the wife.

nemo-doesart

They're lesbians, Harold

its-a-me-chaosthedragon

you want more unanswered asks, you said?

PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO SPARE ME

nemo-doesart

ASK ME INSTEAD IM FUCKING BOREDDDDDDDD

maxtothemax

the types of media i like can be placed in one of two categories:

type 1: oh my god this thing is amazing, i love it, i could go on hours long rants about how well executed it was. it has its faults but overall it's excellent.

type 2: i didn't say it was good, i said i liked it

neccturtle

for me this is Steven Universe vs Q-Force

nemo-doesart

TADC vs Hazbin Hotel

#hazbin hotel #the amazing digital circus #tadc

autumnalfallingleaves

@sarasplenda has funny ideas

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

local-demon-in-your-area

"You have no immediate family. You don't even have a dog" SHE WAS PROJECTING PEOPLE

SHE WAS PROJECTING

SHE WAS TRYING TO JUSTIFY BOTH THEIR SACRIFICES

IT'S ABOUT HIM BUT ALSO ABOUT HERSELF

SHE WAS PROJECTINGGGGGGGG

sclerodium

Solitaire why do you do this to me.

Why must you not consider me, Nonbinary Minor.

Ghhhhhghnnbdbbbnd brunches bbngnnlgnbg!

nemo-doesart

*pulls a joker out of the deck and slams it on the table* No I'm this one

nemo-doesart

So I realized I lowkey hate my given name so I'm gonna try going by Nemo now. Idk how to end this post so

sclerodium

Very whimsical. Just like you

… fih

nemo-doesart

Orange Salt Human approves my orange fih name :D

My grandparents have the news on and I just witnessed two of the anchors fucking lose it from a kool-aid joke 😭

#idk man #shitpost #news #news anchor #kool aid #ohhhh yeah #kool aid man

teashadephoenix

i was watching the karaoke scene again last night and genuinely like it fucks me up

bc in no way can be read that she was always gonna send grace on the hail mary, or that she suspected or knew she was going to have to send him.

when she sings, it is absolutely to him, but it's to reassure him that she knows she's going away but that she's coming back. she's telling him to hang in there, that it's going to be hard but that she believes in him and that she will come back when the time is right and they'll meet again somewhere far away from here.

that's the captain of the ship telling her first mate "youre gonna have to run things when im gone but its okay bc i believe in you and youre gonna do fine. I'll be back soon."

she KNOWS she's a scapegoat. she's been planning for her arrest and eventual escape the whole time on the backburner.

and then the disaster happens and she has to send her second in command, her friend, to his death or they all die.

and suddenly there is no more "we'll meet again someday" bc she's never gonna see him again. even if everything goes to plan and she escapes and the beetles arrive with a solution-- she loses grace forever.

if that doesnt just fucking gut you, if youre too busy being mad at her for killing grace to appreciate the fucking tragedy that is their relationship, you are missing out on some prime angst.

bumbylbee

weemp weemp in every language*

*that is available as a dub on prime video

nemo-doesart

Weemp weemp :D

dontyoudarejudg3

I think it would be so cool if Eva stratt was a lesbian

And like

One day, this glamorous lady shows up on the Vatt. Everyone thinks she’s just a new scientist, they even direct her to the room Stratt’s in because they assume she wants to introduce herself

And then she walks into the room, slams the door and is like EVA ELIZABETH STRATT WHY DID I HAVE TO HEAR FROM CARL THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN EATING OR SLEEPING I AM YOUR WIFE

And everyone just staring like O_O

Yh I think that’d be great

So I realized I lowkey hate my given name so I'm gonna try going by Nemo now. Idk how to end this post so