c a r o l y n e

tired as shit but in love

[messmikkelsen]

# S A S S e n a c h

[verytiny]

full offense but i need intimacy soon or i’ll collapse maybe

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ipusheveryoneaway]

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[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[redfoxincutesocks]

When you think you think you’re finally ok but then something happens

[affectionsuggestion]

I wish, after dreaming about you, I could wake up next to you

[healinglesbian]

not be nsfw but i like…… need to be k*ssed and h*gged 

[jagvuar]

you're straight?

oh fuck no, god forbid

[lluviagf]

/hyehaha/

[picsxury]

[subliminalmusings-deactivated20]

… i’m listening…

[subliminalmusings-deactivated20]

here y’all go!

[youngandcar3free]

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed

[loganlerman]

Imagine dating me and then boom we just last forever and we’re both happy asf. Wild

[hatin]

i wish you were with me right now i want a 2 hour long hug

[madness-and-brilliancee]

girls dont want boyfriends, girls want fancy ceremonial daggers to wear strapped to their thighs for style and intimidation

[shaggykilledgod]