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“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

thadeeliv

this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.

averagefairy

you….. you what

gotladies

Should have took me when you had your chance.

brittany

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 4x06 - “Wild at Heart”

scverussnape

I haven’t stolen anything! Don’t *dramatic pause* lie *dramatic pause* to me.

cherylblossom

“You got a pack of nifflers now?”

iures

I hope you haven’t forgotten my role in this little story. I’m the leading man. You know what they say about the leading man? He never dies.

evabrighis

So, I had this weird dream on the plane over… Let me guess, you were a clip on the seat belts? No, I know, you were a valve in those annoying fans that blow cold air on you? I can never turn those things off… No. No, uh… I was me, and you were you, standing where you are right now, perfect. And I took you in my arms, in a manly kind of way. Like this. And said, “Rosie Dunne, can I take you to the dance?”

Better late than never.

beyonce-knowles-carter

Sometimes your song can’t start until you go some place to reflect.

metadefumaca

oberynmartell

lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter, manipulate & outplay a master manipulator, rule winterfell by herself as a teenager, and kill two of everyones least fave characters just for ya’ll to dislike her for not wielding a sword