Ianto Jones Defence Squad

Morgan, 27, archivist, GH: itsquaynotquay [RP, don't follow]

[almostdefinitelysayingitwrong]

The look he gives me when I’ve been staring at old things too long, i.e. not paying attention to him

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Why do I always watch the gross episodes of Whitechapel when I’m eating though

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I just thought to check and it turns out Ianto's Shrine still exists in Cardiff. A shrine to a TV character who died 11 years ago. In a show that only ran for 3 seasons. I bloody love Cardiff.

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@khajiiithaswares I might have to sneak it out of the archive and bring it to you for proper handling haha

[dumbassacademia]

You: Accents

Me, an intellectual: Verbal handwriting

[almostdefinitelysayingitwrong]

I've been working with a book today and the first thing I said when I saw it was "that looks cursed" and I've dropped it every single time I picked it up, so I think I might've been on to something there

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

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@mccnrcbbit I know, right? I turned my hand over to grab something and my wrist crunched and I just sat there and stared at it for like a full minute

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I have a lot of little aches and pains I’ve gotten used to having at this point, but I didn’t think I’d ever add “crunchy wrist” to them

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@mccnrcbbit I don’t think so, but if I have, it would explain so much haha

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mccnrcbbit replied to your post: mccnrcbbit replied to your photo: ...

sounds exactly as cool as i originally thought. but what do you organize, etc. or is that top secret

Artefacts and letters and things like that, everything has a very specific place it needs to be, so everything needs to be organised by where it’s going before I put it away

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oliveyuhking replied to your photo: Aright folks, how’s it going. I’m Morgan, I’m...

hi!

Hi! How are you?

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mccnrcbbit replied to your photo: Aright folks, how’s it going. I’m Morgan, I’m...

what does working in the archive entail.. sounds really cool

It’s probably not as cool as you think haha, it’s mostly organising, research, and some translating, which I think is awesome and fun, but seems to put most people to sleep lol

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Aright folks, how’s it going. I’m Morgan, I’m painfully Welsh (honestly, I pronounce my name like mawr-gaan it’s ridiculous), I work in the archive, and believe it or not, this photo is the one on my work ID. I watch too much tv and get obsessed about things easy, I have a dog I get to take to work with me, and I’ve had All That Jazz stuck in my head for a week and a half. I’ve ran out of things to say about myself, so come be friends @ itsquaynotquay!

[clearnorthernskyy]

Not to be gay on main.... But all I want is to live in a small medieval town. I'm the town baker. My bakery is my home and I'm always wearing an apron and covered in flour.

Nextdoor is a forge, and I am very close with the blacksmith that works there. Every morning I bring him a freshly baked loaf of bread. As I hand it to him our hands touch briefly. His hands are rough, yet they're so careful and gentle with everything he touches. I secretly want him to be that gentle with me.

One day, he walks into my bakery, he's still sweaty from the intense heat of the forge. In his hands is a small dagger in it's sheath. He hands it to me and tells me it's to protect myself if needed.

I take the dagger out of it's sheath. It's beautifully made. There are intricate designs engraved into the metal. It's so much more complicated than anything else yeah blacksmith has ever made. It must've been so time consuming to make.

I look up at him and with just one look I understand why he's giving it to me. With one look we both understand that we love each other. He leans in and kisses me. It's so soft and sweet, and gentle.

He comes by every day to get a loaf of bread and kiss me. We keep our relationship a secret. And everyone wonders why neither of us have found wives. But we know exactly why. And we're completely content with being secret lovers.

Is that really too much to ask?

[mikerickson]

[official-josh]

[followthebluebell]

Roomba literally just sitting in a tub of water while Pepe holds down her towel.

[barin-mclegg]

You... called a cat Roomba?????

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Yeah my boss forgot that I'm banned from naming cats. Roomba is blind and beeps a lot so she just kinda moves along until she hits a wall. She also grooms any cat she bumps into.

[cosplayparental]

Op why are you banned from naming cats? Cuz naming that sweet little baby Roomba is fucking accurate af and hella cute

[followthebluebell]

I have been banned SEVERAL times.

1.  i named a cat Potato.

i don’t see a reason to explain why i named him that.

2. i named my three-footed kitten Yardstick

3. i named this kitten Kickstand.  His leg was permanently stuck in that position, like a bike’s kickstand.  i mean, it was until it got amputated.

4. I named a kitten with many toes Terry Toetopolis.  also featuring Kickstand again.

5. i called a kitten ‘bastard’ so many times that it was the only one he’d respond to.  in my defense, he was 100% bastard.

6. a coworker and i had a game going to see how many kittens and cats we could name after harry potter characters before we were caught. (7.  the answer is 7.  ‘Hedwig’ is the name that got us caught)

i think that’s it, but i might be forgetting a few incidences. 

[somnolentsuggestions]

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love