Almost Five

It is what it is. Et sic semper erit.

[almostfive]

When you accidentally hit superlike on tinder because the damn buttons keep moving. Damn you wine fingers!!

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When people use acronyms just too much... You don't sound knowledgeable you just sound like a tosser.

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When you buy a new pair of Chuck Taylors because you've forgotten how painful they are...

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Emotional stages of a OITNB fan. Stage One: You hear the new season is coming Stage Two: Watching (binging on) the new season - feeling awesome. Stage Three: Getting to the last episode of the new season. Stage Four: Ending the last episode of the new season. Stage Five: Having to spend a whole year rewatching the other seasons just to keep the feeling alive (while its amazing its never quite like that high you feel when watching the new season) Stage Six: Feeling like its been too damn long in between seasons Netflix Stage Seven: Hearing the release date has been set for the new season....

[grimmnir-deactivated20160215]

I never see masses of whites trying to move into 3rd world nations and demand to be ‘natives’ or the government of that land hint at the same.

[lamaenthel]

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[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

[almostfive]

They do say a picture is worth a thousand words....

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When you start back working out after a bit of a break...

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What you say to yourself after you somehow managed to get involved in an accidental week night drinking session.

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When I'm trying to catch a train...

[almostfive]

The man for the job..better than the alternative.

[almostfive]

Donna Paulsen. Truth telling, strong woman, all round awesome human being.

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[almostfive]

When moving from Microsoft to Mac and back.... where is that damn close key...?

[almostfive]

And we lose another great artist. What a voice, what a presence...

[mcrvel]

I don’t give a fuck if nasa changed the zodiac. You know what nasa also did? Took planetary status away from Pluto. They can’t be trusted

[almostfive]

Farewell to a legend...star of one of the best movies of my childhood (and all time), participated in the most hilarious music clip ever and just sh*tloads of amazing music. RIP David Bowie.

[almostfive]

When you like your ringtone music so much you keep listening and keep missing calls.

[almostfive]

How I felt during my first bikram yoga class...

[almostfive]

When you try to cancel your *insert whatever here* and they're trying to retain your custom and you're just like "I want to cancel, I know my options but I want to cancel. Just do it".