These Islands Sure Are Challenging

(Pokemon IRL blog, blanket tw for unreality)

[alolamydudes]

Alola! My name is Sam and my pronouns are they/them. I'm just setting off on my Island Challenge! There's not a lot to say about me, but if you want to know more, feel free to ask!

Do keep in mind that I'm a minor. I don't feel like sharing my actual age on the internet, since you already have my name and face, and if I give you any more information than what I've already said, you might dox me!

...That's a joke. Please don't do that.

Next Trial: ???

CURRENT TEAM:

Jeeves the Dartrix

Magika the Gyarados

Spots the Ledian

Bunsley the Buneary

Roosevelt the (Alolan) Persian

Debra the Alakazam

Picrew Credit

No sexual NSFW

This blog has low to occasional drama stakes.

Pelipper Mail, Musharna Mail and Union Circle are on!

Follows from @mersonpkmnirl

I can be kinda scarce on tumblr, so please be patient with me.

[alolamydudes]

I wonder what Po Town looked like before Team Skull showed up. Or before Tapu Bulu showed up, allegedly.

[alolamydudes]

You make me go Alola but without the As

[alolamydudes]

you wouldn't download a charizard

[alolamydudes]

FINALLY I FOUND THE NEXT TRIAL CAPTAIN

now to line up these charjabug

[alolamydudes]

It's Spots Saturday! Say something nice about my Ledian!

[alolamydudes]

Okay so I'm on Ula'Ula Island now and have no idea what I'm supposed to do from here.

I mean Malie Town is nice!! I just wonder where the next trial is.

[storiesfromthemusicbox]

POKEMON IRL ask game! Send one of these to the ask box to see...

🔇❗ - A sillier post or thought, unposted and left in their drafts... (and possibly their reason why if any.)

🔇❓ - A more serious post, unposted and left in their drafts... (and possibly their reason why if any.)

(Remember to send an ask to whoever you reblogged this from, minus OP, please!)

[alolamydudes]

Okay time to see if Aether Foundation is really as dubious as you guys make it out to be. The guy with the ridiculous sunglasses definitely gives me bad vibes though.

[alolamydudes]

Going to the Dimensional Research Lab. Gonna ask the scientists what the heck is going on with you guys.

[wishmaker-astra]

Pretty sure we're out of their pay grade with how much we got going on.

[from-ultra-space]

Alola! It’s Tod! I’m stealing Nori’s blog for a second. Yeah so I work at the Dimensional Research Lab and I’ve got no clue what’s up with most of you. The literal aliens are very much within my pay grade. The average person on rotomblr? Yeah no that’s not happening. So ya, that’s apparently our reality for you. Or well… realities. My reality, which by technicality of association includes your dimensions. I don’t know how this site works either.

[alolamydudes]

Can you at least explain how in the Tapu's name we can talk to each other through the internet if we're all in different universes? That highkey puzzles me too.

[alolamydudes]

The scientists just said "takes all kinds of people to make a multiverse" and left it there.

Also Kahuna Olivia is really tough!! I lost to her three times before finally winning!

[alolamydudes]

Going to the Dimensional Research Lab. Gonna ask the scientists what the heck is going on with you guys.

[alolamydudes]

Mallow's trial was really hard, and I lost the first time, but the second time I managed! ...Even though that Lurantis' Comfey friend was really annoying...

[alolamydudes]

Stoutland are the best dogmon because you can ride them.

[militarygradebeast]

what about the humble arcanine?

[alolamydudes]

You can ride Arcanine?

Otherwise, Arcanine are a close second due to how warm and fluffy they are.

[alolamydudes]

Stoutland are the best dogmon because you can ride them.

[alolamydudes]

I wish I could evolve Debra without having to trade her. It's difficult to find someone who would trade with me and then trade back.

[alolamydudes]

Eyebot mail:

a mr. handy robot

man’s best friend, reinvented.

Brought to you by general atomics

Oh sweet, I always wanted one of these things. Thanks, Eyebot!