my cat doesnt like you

i'm not a pokemon trainer i don't have a pokedex. i just have cat | he/him | fula city, johto | pkmn irl, blanket unreality warning

[militarygradebeast]

guess i better make a pinned post of some kind. they call me zarrow on account of that being my name. as the description says i'm born and raised in fula city. work as a grill op at a local restaurant. no you don't get to know which one don't be a creep. what else...

oh! i have one pokemon, my cat, his name is cat. he's chill. i give him energy drinks sometimes. pretty sure he's electric/fire or something. he comes to work with me and i think the customers know his face more than mine. that's fine by me. they don't pay me to be a pretty face.

// muse and mun are both 21+. relatively low stakes low investment blog here unless something crazy changes. state of the mail is subject to change if yall cant behave.

definitely shouldve mentioned this before but didnt expect anyone to actually promo this blog yet. zarrow is a hater and an antagonistic character. dont take what he says too seriously, and certainly do not take it personal

zarrow does not know what cat is. feel free to ask questions about that

anyways toodles

[ultra-planetary]

Hello. I ate my house, and now I do not have a house any more.

I… What?

Uhm! THAT’S weird!

[militarygradebeast]

do you think that guy lived in a gingerbread house?

[txn]

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

what about stingy from lazy town

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[headspace-hotel]

@woozymitts YES! this is my favorite!!!

[mizuform]

doing good baby

[militarygradebeast]

opinions on the bee movie

my girlfriend made me watch it when she was getting obsessive about combee. long story there. i think the only time i laughed was the scene where they discuss a suicide pact

[militarygradebeast]

[h1jackz]

who in filmcow

[militarygradebeast]

i'm getting hit with who in filmcow at 9 notes its over for me

[sinnohqueen]

[militarygradebeast]

ari also went and got all of us shuckle fermented berry juice to celebrate the last night before we all have to go back to work. its 40% abv so this will certainly get interesting

[lauwittoniphobia]

Have you ever seen the inside of a Rotary Kiln,,,

[lauwittoniphobia]

I need to go in there

[militarygradebeast]

ari used a recording of me and some sob story about my grandpa having surgery to get me out of work for a week??

[dustbuneary]

Seems a bit unhinged, that worked? Shit maybe i'll try that next time.

[militarygradebeast]

I still can't believe it actually worked. guess my boss didn't give a shit if I showed up to work or not

[militarygradebeast]

ari used a recording of me and some sob story about my grandpa having surgery to get me out of work for a week??

[militarygradebeast]

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[realpokemon]

my sylveon hates my bf for like no reason 💀 how do i make him stop

this should do the trick

[realpokemon]

People on tinkatok are wearing everstones to age slower. Are we cooked

psa to anyone thinking of trying this hack:

YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 POKÉMON 👏

YOU 👏 ARE 👏 HOLDING 👏 A 👏 ROCK 👏

[realpokemon]

Would anything bad happen if I (or a pokemon) drank a smoothie containing every single berry?

i mean it might not taste great since the flavors won't all go together, but if you're burned, paralyzed, confused, asleep, poisoned, frozen, in need of HP and PP, your stats are low, and you're weak to every single type then it's probably a great idea

[hylandude]

Finally a smoothie that'll fix this