High and dry

[lionfloss]

[toastbutteregg]

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[radicalgraff]

Anti House Hoarding poster seen in Melbourne

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[Image description: A photo of a poster on a lamp post with the following text:

People are out there hoarding hand sanitizer.

They’re driving the prices up because they’re buying all of it. Now they’re reselling it for higher and higher prices and making huge profits. Some of them are charging ridiculous prices just to let other people use it. So now there are people who can’t afford it even if some is available, because it costs so much. People are getting sick and dying because they don’t have any!

Oh wait. Did I say hand sanitizer? Housing. I meant housing. Damn autocorrect. /end ID].

Image description by @ymfingsteadilyon

[fatherofthebride]

colin firth’s most important role is the scene in bridget jones diary when he’s cooking with his sleeves rolled up and sexy music is playing in the background. like then he goes outside and beats the shit out of hugh grant to “it’s raining men” but stops to pay for someone’s dinner when he bumps into their table, while beatingg the shit out of hugh grant. that’s what women want. 

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

[iridescentjaq]

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

that’s horrifying! thank you

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[feelmoss]

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

[studentlifeproblems]

[purpleeyeswithgoldensparkles]

that literally just happened to me

[pansypr3p]

MOOD

[toastbutteregg]

[nflstreet]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[charliekellykingoftherats]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[coldcassandra]