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Lol assistant to the FBI director
My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says âEverytime you call your boyfriend âDaddy,â Sigmund Freudâs ghost grows a little bit stronger,â and if that isn'tâ threatening, then I donât know what is.
Why am I never enough for anyone?
When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.
this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece
Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.
ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition
Same here. Thatâs impressive.
in america we donât say âgoodbyeâ anymore instead we say âbe safeâ and I think thatâs terrifying :)
#does he know he rides am angry human?#does he know he has a cat on his head?
via @mfdoctorwho
I hate when teachers leave a â?â when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.
Hi everyone! This is an illustrated guide I made as part of my co-admining work at The Middle Eastern Feminist on Facebook! It will be published there shortly. The technique that is displayed here is a genuine one used in psychology - I forgot the name and couldnât find it again so if you know about it, feel free to tell me! Some could say: âYes but you can use that technique for instances of harassment other than Islamophobic attacks!â, and my reply is: Sure! Please do so, it also works for other âtypesâ of harassment of a lone person in a public space!! However Iâm focusing on protecting Muslims here, as they have been very specific targets lately, and as a French Middle Eastern woman, I wanted to try and do something to raise awareness on how to help when such things happen before our eyes - that way one cannot say they âdidnât know what to doâ! Iâd like to insist on two things: 1) Do not, in any way, interact with the attacker. You must absolutely ignore them and focus entirely on the person being attacked! 2) Please make sure to always respect the wishes of the person youâre helping: whether they want you to leave quickly afterwards, or not! If youâre in a hurry escort them to a place where someone else can take over - call one of their friends, or one of yours, of if they want to, the police. It all depends on how they feel! For my fellow French-speakers: I will translate it in French and post it on my page as soon as I can :) Please donât hesitate to share this guide as it could push a lot of people to overcome bystander syndrome!! Lots of love and stay safe! PS: I you repost this cartoon of mine on twitter or instagram, please add me in the post so I can see it, with @itsmaeril :)
This is a great strategy for all types of harassment, please share!!!
I donât usually call for a Signal Boost, but FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS POST!!!!
200 things you can put in my ask
200: My crushâs name is: 199: I was born in: 198: I am really: 197: My cellphone company is: 196: My eye color is: 195: My shoe size is: 194: My ring size is: 193: My height is: 192: I am allergic to: 191: My 1st car was: 190: My 1st job was: 189: Last book you read: 188: My bed is: 187: My pet: 186: My best friend: 185: My favorite shampoo is: 184: Xbox or ps3: 183: Piggy banks are: 182: In my pockets: 181: On my calendar: 180: Marriage is: 179: Spongebob can: 178: My mom: 177: The last three songs I bought were? 176: Last YouTube video watched: 175: How many cousins do you have? 174: Do you have any siblings? 173: Are your parents divorced? 172: Are you taller than your mom? 171: Do you play an instrument? 170: What did you do yesterday? [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: 168: Luck: 167: Fate: 166: Yourself: 165: Aliens: 164: Heaven: 163: Hell: 162: God: 161: Horoscopes: 160: Soul mates: 159: Ghosts: 158: Gay Marriage: 157: War: 156: Orbs: 155: Magic: [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: 153: Drunk or High: 152: Phone or Online: 151: Red heads or Black haired: 150: Blondes or Brunettes: 149: Hot or cold: 148: Summer or winter: 147: Autumn or Spring: 146: Chocolate or vanilla: 145: Night or Day: 144: Oranges or Apples: 143: Curly or Straight hair: 142: McDonalds or Burger King: 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: 140: Mac or PC: 139: Flip flops or high heals: 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: 137: Coke or Pepsi: 136: Hillary or Obama: 135: Burried or cremated: 134: Singing or Dancing: 133: Coach or Chanel: 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: 131: Small town or Big city: 130: Wal-Mart or Target: 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: 128: Manicure or Pedicure: 127: East Coast or West Coast: 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: 125: Chocolate or Flowers: 124: Disney or Six Flags: 123: Yankees or Red Sox: [ Hereâs What I Think About ] 122: War: 121: George Bush: 120: Gay Marriage: 119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: 117: MySpace: 116: Reality TV: 115: Parents: 114: Back stabbers: 113: Ebay: 112: Facebook: 111: Work: 110: My Neighbors: 109: Gas Prices: 108: Designer Clothes: 107: College: 106: Sports: 105: My family: 104: The future: [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: 102: Last time you ate: 101: Saw someone I havenât seen in awhile: 100: Cried in front of someone: 99: Went to a movie theater: 98: Took a vacation: 97: Swam in a pool: 96: Changed a diaper: 95: Got my nails done: 94: Went to a wedding: 93: Broke a bone: 92: Got a peircing: 91: Broke the law: 90: Texted: hour ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: 87: The last movie I saw: 86: The thing that Iâm looking forward to the most: 85: The thing im not looking forward to: 84: People call me: 83: The most difficult thing to do is: 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: 81: My zodiac sign is: 80: The first person i talked to today was: 79: First time you had a crush: 78: The one person who i canât hide things from: 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: 76: Right now I am talking to: 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: 74: I have/will get a job: 73: Tomorrow: 72: Today: 71: Next Summer: 70: Next Weekend: 69: I have these pets: 68: The worst sound in the world: 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 66: People that make you happy: 65: Last time I cried: 64: My friends are: 63: My computer is: 62: My School: 61: My Car: 60: I lose all respect for people who: 59: The movie I cried at was: 58: Your hair color is: 57: TV shows you watch: 56: Favorite web site: 55: Your dream vacation: 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: 53: How do you like your steak cooked: 52: My room is: 51: My favorite celebrity is: 50: Where would you like to be: 49: Do you want children: 48: Ever been in love: 47: Whoâs your best friend: 46: More guy friends or girl friends: 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: 41: Have you pre-named your children: 40: Last person I got mad at: 39: I would like to move to: 38: I wish I was a professional: [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: 36: Vehicle: 35: President: 34: State visited: 33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: 31: Actor: 30: Actress: 29: Singer: 28: Band: 27: Clothing store: 26: Grocery store: 25: TV show: 24: Movie: 23: Website: 22: Animal: 21: Theme park: 20: Holiday: 19: Sport to watch: 18: Sport to play: 17: Magazine: 16: Book: 15: Day of the week: 14: Beach: 13: Concert attended: 12: Thing to cook: 11: Food: 10: Restaurant: 9: Radio station: 8: Yankee candle scent: 7: Perfume: 6: Flower: 5: Color: 4: Talk show host: 3: Comedian: 2: Dog breed: 1: Did you answer all these truthfully?
Y'all do this please!!
you can cry about spilled milk if you want to
RIP to all the toadfish who didn't hear the dolphin pops. We will remember you fondly.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldnât risk it.
didnât realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe itâs a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what youâre wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
You have been visited by the Norma of Luck, reblog this and your life will get better.
Not all heroes wear capes, some wear booty shorts. (via anguyenballer)