Aloofturtle

Heyo! Welcome to my Tumblr page, it will mostly likely be run like my bluesky that I will be linking in the "about me" post below, as for fast facts here we go: I am Scorpio, I am in my late twetnies/early thirties, I am a bisexual that is alive to piss people off (haha), I love turtles, and I post dumb bitch shit

[gorydemon]

Not sure if you guys saw Trick’s face reveal yet.🫪 but good lord he’s so finnnnneeeeeee I need to draw him immediately. Use all my free time to draw him I wish I have more time sighhhh

This pic’s from mister_Alewood on twitter, guys go check it out ahhhh🥹🥹🥹

[micahulrichdraws]

Every dog has his day. Work in progress, ink on paper. ❤️

[micahulrichdraws]

A Girl's Best Friend.

Limited Edition Prints now available, while supplies last.

[1kinosis]

what a drag . . .

[eels-on-wheels]

train sketches

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

realized i havent posted kkg in awhile here gomen

[fragilecapric0rnn]

reading triple zero and ordo just referred to non-clones as:

randomly created people

that is all.

[yg-arts]

Fox Window

[dianaii]

[  u z u m a k i   p o w e r  ]

[aleksandracoffan]

[micahulrichdraws]

Professional Courtesy. Twenty new Limited Edition Prints are now available of 'em, each one hand-signed and numbered, while supplies last - only in my shop. 🤘

[kokodrawings]

Who are you?

[sushi1056]

deactivated

So thoroughly nuked that there isn’t even any record of their original blog url

[ivys-garden]

The Forbidden Knowledge

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

not even any notes. I feel like I’ve stumbled upon a plot-advancing skeleton’s notebook

[marshmallow-dust]

they were erased

they knew too much

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[pedropascalgavemealobotomy]

Hi! Obligatory explanation from your local retired Bible Belt™️ queer

We love ✨Christianity✨ here

A “spiritual attack” is basically the devil tryna mess up the good Christian hub’s life by tempting him into “sinning…” (or perhaps he’s already far along “a sinful path”) which could quite literally be anything, depending on how fundie she is.

I’m talking from mental illness to porn addiction to maybe liking horror movies, video games, and secular music — ya know the kinda stuff that’s a “portal for demons and evil spirits” to invade your mind and soul.

I know of people who say the same thing about women wearing jeans or having televisions in their houses.

A less exaggerated version of people that call everything “demonic,” but not quite to the extent of Bobby Boucher’s mom in Waterboy.

I’ve seen TikToks of religious™️ people getting bent out of shape about trailers for The Conjuring purportedly bringing demons into their home.

Long story short, a spiritual or demonic attack is basically something that causes a Christian to stray from God, Jesus, the Church etc.

So, who knows what her fella’s up to or is going through. Hopefully, all’s well that ends well or something.

[aloofturtles-blog]

Thank you, because I was like what the hell is happening and what the hell did I read.

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YOOOO SOMEONE BOOKEDMARKED MY STORY!

BEAN0626! THANK YOU! YOU MADE MY EVENING! IN THE YEAR OF 2026! AFTER YEARS OF NOT POSTING, BEAN, I LOVE YOU!

Whoever you are, hopefully your real, but you are a saint! I hope this finds you!

[lostloves]

A Sign of Affection ♡ Episode 1 “Is love like the snow? Does it arrive silently, with no fanfare? Will it fall from the cloudy skies above and color the world in its hue?”

[dimenirvana]

I miss this show so much 😭

[renas-cr]

Art by ⌞HMZUK⌝