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Okay, so I literally just made this blog to post things that wouldn’t fit @open-your-heart-and-your-eyes is going for. So enter this blog. It’s gonna be a bit more chaotic 😁 I’m in my unsufferable 9-1-1 posting era right now

I probably will also scream post about The Good Place, Umbrella Academy, Good Mythical Morning, The Last of Us, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Eurovision and maybe a little bit of the Office.

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girl shut up and perish you rat: I’m tired of hearing myself talk, but I got something to say

Why am I like this: I have spewed such nonsense that I astound myself

(the first two are often coupled because both statements are true)

Thanks for coming to my ted talk: something kinda informational or something that annoys me

Peak humor: me thinking I’m a comedian

Girl you good?: me being ambiguously concerning to a wider audience

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 😂

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my-dailydreams

morggo

2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023

in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride.

you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): https://ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/shop/freedownloads

you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/pride

these get reposted a whole lot from here to reddit to twitter to tiktok and on and on, and i don't personally care whether or not i'm credited. i made these for everyone to use, enjoy, and find meaning in them. i appreciate folks who do credit me, but if able, please at least link to the threadless shop in the previous post - folks can get an official shirt where 90% of earnings go to trans led orgs focused on mental health (which is an important matter in general, but very personal to me) and not from a scam bot site selling AI-churned maga garbage where you probably won't get one anyway. i also suggest downloading the files from my ko-fi - they are free/PWYW and you can use them to make your own shirt, patch, embroidery project, whatever. tips are always nice, cuz i do like a pizza now and then, but never required for download.

final thought - breaking the pride tradition and more than likely won't make a new piece. the top one from TDOV is all i'm making this year. i have my focus on other projects currently and i don't want to force a poster design. these came from a specific head space and my current head space is Very Tired lmao so i wanna work on other things. 👍

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

oh-hey-its-harry-the-ghostie-boi

it wIGGLES

almondbutterb1tching

this is so stimmy

makingqueerhistory

We are going to spend Pride Month working to fight book bans this year! If you want to join or keep up with us, check out our Patreon!

byjove

I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

byjove

Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.

zippythewondersquirrel

psychocoffeeaddict

I love that these have survived the centuries !

petermorwood

NB those pointing fingers, drawing attention to a pee-stain and an Irritated Clerk Comment about what happened one night in about 1420:

“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.” "This is not an error, but the place where a cat peed from above one night. Confusion to that worst of cats who peed upon this book in the night at Deventer (city in the Netherlands) and because of him, all others likewise. And take care not to let books be open by night where cats are able to get at them."

We once had to bury a book in baking soda for about a week because of a similar incident. 600 years difference, and no difference; cats will do what they do... :->

dailycatsblog

goth-queen

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

sacred-portal

medusadyke

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

medusadyke

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

hylianengineer

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

constance-mcentee-deactivated20

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."

earlgreytea68

also I just want to say, like, learning isn't just important if you have a career where people are obviously dependent on you. Learning is just important.

This is the most terrifying thing to me, that somehow we have reached the point where people are literally arguing that there is no "value" in learning how to think. Learning has value. The mere act of learning and teaching your brain how to do the hard thing that learning is has value. Period. Full stop. Do it.