Jess

Aye, sir!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[savvysweet-deactivated20201216]

Hi y’all! Since the launch of The Sims 4 Discvover University less than a few weeks away, I thought why not go ahead and do a giveaway! If you would like to be entered to win a copy of this new expansion pack, please follow the rules below. Good luck!

Rules:

Open internationally 

You must be following me!

You must like or reblog this post!

You must have an Origin account!

I’ll stop taking entries at 12am EST Friday, November 22nd, 2019 

The Giveaway ends on Friday November 22nd. I will message the winners through DM. The winners will have 24 hours to respond or I will choose again. I am so excited to be doing this Giveaway! Good Luck!

[thatjessdork]

Me: *Walking around car dealership* I like this car.

Car dealership employee: Ma'am this is the company car park.

[thatjessdork]

Everything you need to know about Geese:

- Bastards

- Can kill a man with their mind

- Feeds on children's nightmares

- They refuse to speak English

- Useless in Supermarkets

- Can't drive

- Very rude

- Enjoy the films of Adam Sandler, if you didn't think they were bad enough already

[sapjamm]

a love otayuri 

[thatjessdork]

Hihi

Lmao nerds I'm back again.

Would just like to say it's good to be back but I miss the porn.

But now the only thing I can use this site for is anime and memes and fanfic so ayyyyy

[outlandishreads-deleted-deactiv]

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

[vivraidamour]

[cesis-old-stuff]

Alrighty, a “little scribble” turned into a whole mini comic again about a sad Orc like girl who got bullied and now Eri did Mirios “Capes and little girls” thing and Mirio is super proud. He probably sends a video to Aizawa and be like “Omg, look, Eri made a new friend!” and Aizawa is super proud too but wonders why there can be heard sobbing in the background of the video.

[pururin]

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

[bitchatar]

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)

[loverphilosopher]

[sophfandoms53]

That’s it. That’s the movie.

[writing-prompt-s]

You discover that the people you kill in video games gives you just as much bad karma as killing someone in real life.

[sailoruranus-archive]

“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“

oh my GOD

[jackhawksmoor]

well shit

[ambular-d]

Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.

[openbookbells]

AU where Bella doesn’t TELL Edward that she knows, she just strolls into lunch one day and goes “hey guys, I’ve got a question for the table. Just for funsies, you know, just totally off the top of my head. Would you fuck a vampire, yes or no? I vote Yes.” And then stares across the cafeteria without blinking while Edward chokes.

[endless-fandom-life]

Why was this not the plot of the story?

[buddhabrand]

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit

[bonkage]

[05637-deactivated20190328]

staff is asleep!! post nsfw!!

[cwote]

Today is a good day to have a good day! Spread the love :))