Alphabet moment

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[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

Under communism, pride will be year-round and secret police will send straight people to gulags, call that the KGBTQ+ /j

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

Why are people worried about languages dying out when we can just build another big tower and make a bunch more? Are they dumb?

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

Time flies when you’re having flies

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

I base my actions on whether an autistic alien’s tumblr post would excitedly speak about how interesting my behaviour patterns are like a small population of ants that have learnt to make bridges. I just realised that’s what God is for billions of people.

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

I think that Jordan Peterson would be a tumblr sexy man if he was a leftist…

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

I get to feeling like philosophy never actually teaches you anything new. My overwhelming feeling is ‘oh yeah, that makes sense’ rather than ‘oh wow, I did not realise that before’. Perhaps old philosophy permeates our culture so much that everything we consume is a pale imitation of it. It brings me relief that 1) I am not the only person with these ideas and 2) there are even more available language and signs to describe what I already hold true at some level.

[burninglights]

cancelling procedures to mitigate the effects of chronic illness/cancer treatment/disability management appointments for the q*een’s funeral when chronically ill and disabled people have already had to fight for the Bare. Fucking. Minimum. in access to healthcare and specialist referrals for two years due to the pandemic is genuinely the most callous display of antipathy I’ve witnessed to date.

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

Tradition and luxury > the lives of the poor

(for them)

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

I must have a name so my governmental institutions can recognise me, but oh how I yearn for a fluid and polymorphous language of my self. As Shakespeare or Nabokov manipulate names, I am Alfie? Alphabet? A? A.Adams? Athena? Artemis? Artemis Adams? Oh perhaps, perhaps sometimes.

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

🎵 Drifting into my solitude, over my head, don’t you wonder sometimes about sound and vision?🎵 /ly

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

What if we kissed in the sunflower cabin? 🥺👉👈 (at 𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSu4lUsjcoJ68guj-N2x8HehFn_jQODnz33k1M0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

Acknowledging minority struggles shouldn’t bring guilt to a majority member and its not an attack against the majority. Majority members are/should be part of the fight for equality for everyone. Minorities demonising majorities is often understandable but often misguided whilst majorities feeling attacked by those fighting for equality are both misguided and insidious. There are intersecting smaller systems of oppression but in the end we are all born into one system without our consent and we all have a part to play in making the world better :)

[celebrate]

Well, well, well, will you look at that? It’s Pride again.

You know the drill by now. It’s June 1, and suddenly everything from banks to big box stores has slapped a rainbow on their logo. Rainbow capitalism knows how to target LGBTQIA+ customers. For exactly 30 days of the year. How quaint.

Of course, it’s nice to make things bright, and colorful, and pretty. But it’s meaningless if that’s all it is.

Pride should be about uplifting and celebrating you, the community. And it should be year-round, not just 8.22% of the year. So, we’re signal-boosting your posts that celebrate, support, and honor all genders and sexualities over here. Follow to keep your dashboard lovely and gay as hell all year round.

And, yes, we’re also making a bit of a fuss right here on @celebrate (apparently, we just can’t help ourselves). So if you’re interested in talking about what Pride means to you or want to celebrate Pride but don’t know how to go about it this year, we made a fun little 30-day Share Your Pride Challenge list. Because you do, in fact, deserve to be celebrated.

Tag your posts with #ShareYourPride if you want to make them a little easier for other people to find. And Tumblr? Happy Pride. We’re glad you’re here.

[ejirobakugo]

[START ID // Day one: Your pronouns and pride flag

Day two: something that makes you happy

Day three: something rainbow

Day four: pride month mood board

Day five: a movement you are proud of

Day six: tag your chosen family

Day seven: favorite LGBTQIA+ book

Day eight: your pride month playlist

Day nine: your favorite LGBTQIA+ tumblr

Day ten: LGBTQIA+ cliche you most identify with

Day eleven: Favorite LGBTQIA+ historical figure

Day twelve: Remembering Orlando

Day thirteen: When did you realize you weren’t straight?

Day fourteen: favorite LGBTQIA+ meme

Day fifteen: favorite LGBTQIA+ ship

Day sixteen: Favorite LGBTQIA+ TV moment

Day seventeen: Favorite LGBTQIA+ video game moment

Day eighteen: Tag someone cute or nice!

Day nineteen: Someone in your life who inspires you

Day twenty: Song that reminds you of pride

Day twenty-one: A drag performer who inspires you

Day twenty-two: Share your glow up

Day twenty-three: Read up on intersectionality in the LGBTQIA+ community

Day twenty-four: Who’s on your pride float?

Day twenty-five: What song is playing on your pride float?

Day twenty-six: It’s pride weekend! Show us your pride outfit

Day twenty-seven: Thank a person who helped you get where you are

Day twenty-eight: A day for remembering Stonewall

Day twenty-nine: Favorite pride memory

Day thirty: The future of pride // END ID]

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

:)

[puffygator]

Capybara & Friends

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

I like to think that they lost mother duck but Capy said ‘hemlo am momther’ and now they’re friends 😌🥺

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

I heard Luke from the Sci Guys say ‘gender is like money’.

how do I identify as Bitcoin??!!!

[shitmygaywifesays]

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

[shitmygaywifesays]

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.   😍😍 😍

[niyarest]

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[alphabet-is-a-sheep]

The princess and the frog story is capitalist propaganda. Everyone would want to stay as a frog if they ever experienced that pure ecstasy.