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[caffeinatedpunk]

Wtnv is prooving to be the ultimate tumblr fandom. One day we'll all turn to dust and wtnv will still be thriving on its 2028101 season where trump is attacking nightvale and cecil and carlos have adopted another child

[cas-and-dean-otp]

Nothing says community like hopping on Tumblr to check if AO3 is down and everyone having a breakdown that it in fact is

[kross0ut]

Fighting God in his own home

[highstrionics]

some of y'all don't have a core memory of cecil saying "steve carlsberg (derogatory)" or "ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD" and it shows

[goldengirlgalaxy]

Danny arrives in the DC universe and, for one reason or another, decides to help fight some bad guys. But he doesn't do it as Phantom or Fenton, oh no. He doesn't want either of his identities to get mixed up in all this nonsense and get traced back to him. So what does he do?

Crappy cosplay.

He's in Metropolis and Superman needs a little help? He's showing up in a blue tee with a paper superman symbol visibly tapped on the front. He's wearing blue jeans with red boxers over them. He's wearing a cheap mask of Supe's face that was clearly bought from the dollar store.

He's in Gotham? His cape and cowl is a curtain duck-taped into a barely passable hood with paper for the mask and toilet paper rolls for the ears.

Wonder woman? It's some kind of swim suit, put over his clothes mind you, and he has a wig that is clearly made of a mop.

He's showing up in bootleg merchandise, clothes that are the wrong color, accents that are made of paper and visibly taped on, armor that is made of cardboard and tinfoil, literal undergarments on the outside of his clothes, symbols put backwards or upside-down, costumes that generally look like he put them together in five minutes.

At some point, it becomes some sort of game amongst the Justice League to see who the cosplayer will dress up as next. They have a betting pool to see who's the next one to be cosplayed.

[all-things-breathing]

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[theloudlyhappy]

*tired danny rudely telling the heroes for the sixth time to just get out after opening a portal for them to leave the zone*

“jeez, who died and made you king!”

*danny suddenly bursts into flames, transforming into his king attire, and is right in wally’s face*

“m̶̙͖͙̳̹͆̋͋̍̋̊͊e̶̖̟͇͓͚̤͕̟̭͍̅̎”

[dc-and-damirae]

tim: Hey jay? Can you help me with my essay, please?

jason: yeah sure. Where's your plan?

tim: plan?

jason: Yeah, you gotta plan it first!

tim: Plan? No. My plan is procrastinate, panic, perish.

jason: ...

damian: I like that plan

tim: because I di-

damian: because you die.

[barnes-odinson]

I just really miss pre 2000s Batman. The one that didn’t abuse the kids he saved up from abusive homes and from the streets, the one that loved and raised them. That mourned them and grieved hard enough Alfred thought Bruce would kill himself. Yes he trained them and pushed them to the brink but he still loved them. Ferociously. Step to his family and he steps to you in his 300,000 dollar rich man loafers.

[yupekosi]

hello dp x dc fandom i have. a concept for u

so one of those 'Phantom meets the Justice League' fics (maybe with Ghost King!Danny?) and Danny's trying so hard to be as Mature and Adult as possible so they take him seriously and he makes a good impression. he's practiced this with Clockwork he can Be Professional he's totally got this

most of the League is ranging from diplomatic to outright suspicious (cough cough Batman) of this powerful unknown entity who apparently comes from an entire species of extradimensional creatures they had no idea about

J'onn J'onnz, local telepath, is watching this go down knowing full well that Phantom's thoughts are swinging wildly between 'holy shit i'm in SPACE this is so cool i get to meet the JUSTICE LEAGE oh man they're so awesome' and 'ancients PLEASE think i'm a Mature and Capable Adult'.

[fabionardini]

Stephanie Cunningham: Dog in the Wind

Posted by Paulo Vergueiro

[foxpost-generator]

IT

[deathsmallcaps]

FUCKEN

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WIMDY

[meltedmountains]

[heretomemeyouraesthetic]

Doctors explaining hysteria in 1846

[anais-ninja-bitch]

this is literally the only funny thing i have ever seen in my life, which includes a summa cum laude BA in the history of art

[flagellant]

"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

[sethprotector]

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

[flagellant]

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

[calamitys-child]

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[pixiatn]

Another random sleep deprived 3am Duke and Danny prompt

Duke summons the Ghost King as a desperate last attempt to heal/help his parents. He receives not only help but also a new husband (Danny said "oh yeah I'll help you with ur parents but in return I get ur hand in marriage" as a joke, Duke immediately agreed on the count of desperately wanting his parents to get better. Danny tries to explain "IT WAS A JOKE, IT WAS A JOKE" but whoops too late ghostly deal has now been sealed, the wedding invitations have already been sent out🫠)

2 days later John Constantine burst into the watchtower during a meeting, slams a wedding invite in the table, points at batman and says "why the FUCK is YOUR SON MARRYING THE GHOST KING"