the only place it pays to be a hack

arcade / jerrica they/it/xe/he adult, mi/nd, queer, transmasc blank blogs and under 18s will be blocked

[junglejim4322]

This site is also full of people who wish they were bullies in high school and are trying to fulfill that fantasy in their twenties

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[dragongirlsnout]

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

[cryptidjeepers]

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

[draconym]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

[chromaticabrasions]

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

[iamthetruestrepairman]

so progressive of them to name the main character of the matrix after pronouns

[nikoriis]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[ribombeee]

HAPPY FAT BOY SUMMER TO CLARK KENT AND ALSO TO SUPERMAN.

[probuccalfat]

who fucking cares if your cat eats you when you die. i hope so. my baby is petite with a petite stomach that needs to be full every 8 to 10 hours. she probably won’t even like my viscera but let her do what she needs

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[terracotta7]

Don't fucking go see this shit

[ecto-hazard]

everyday i learn more people are unaware of the whole tad strange incident

[valtsv]

mental illness really will have you thinking shit like "if 1 william dollars appeared in my bank account right now i wouldn't even care. in fact i'd be kind of upset because now i have to figure out what to do with all that money, and if it isn't good enough then everyone will hate me." with complete and utter sincerity

[eraserheadadult]

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[taydaughter]

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex