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they/them/18+ I'm so sexy ahahahaha. Shit posts and whatever catches my eye. Obsessed with LinkedUniverse

[alphaweeb]

Hi!

I go by Azalie. I exist here solely to get mental psychic damage and sow general chaos. I would say I have a punk/anarchist type beat going on. I also tend to be very contradictory in my sense of style.

My other blogs:

@luxreader - My LinkedUniverse reader insert request blog that I'm TOTALLY still doing (I jest, I do plan on still doing it my life is just on fire rn)

@hornyonmainfics - I am a shameless self shipper. This blog started as an nsfw fic archive and quickly turned into an all type archive of reader inserts. I'm currently working on getting everything tagged properly so that MAYBE yall can just look up by character.

@botwheadcanons - Proud momma of this headcannon blog. I'm so incredibly grateful for the others who help me run this monster of a blog. It wouldn't be as big as it has become without them.

@alphaaesthetic - This is where I'm trying to catalog a sense of identity. Anything I see that's something I'd like to eventually present irl. Aesthetic posts mostly.

@legalizeranch - Ranch memes because I'm that nasty ranch bitch that dips everything in ranch. People honestly don't meme about ranch enough, and I'm about to have to start making my own. Smh, gotta do everything around here.

[basileater]

ive always been willing to die on the hill of cis women being able to beat cis men in sports so nobody will ever ever make me concerned about trans women in womens sports even if i was delusional enough to believe that was a comparable situation. do i think a cis woman could beat a trans woman in fucking pickleball or whatever? Buddy I think a cis woman could beat a cis male bodybuilder in sports. You will not get me

[basileater]

many people in these notes are revealing how they truly don't believe afab people are capable of beating amab people at Any sports due to their fragile bird bones delicate skin and and trying to make it seem like i'm feeding afab people to lions in the coliseum. you people are not only wrong but more importantly you are Stupidt

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[magentasnoodle]

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

[cetitanhasmoved]

i literally like music

[dormantnormandy]

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[playtwewy]

[playtwewy]

[riphimopen]

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[softstraydog]

not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.

[pussygrinder-deactivated2022191]

entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy

[pussygrinder-deactivated2022191]

this post is about trent reznor do not derail

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

[flipchild]

Average altoonian paisano

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[cishetlessfashion]

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

[escuerzoresucitado]

[distantwave]