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Prehistoric Puppet from the Czech Republic, c.24,000 BCE: this figurine was carved from mammoth ivory, and it was equipped with articulated limbs, making this the oldest known puppet in the world
This artifact is often described as the Brno puppet or the Brno marionette, because it was discovered in a prehistoric grave that was accidentally unearthed by construction workers in Brno, Czechia (the Czech Republic) back in 1891. The figurine is more than 26,000 years old, and it was crafted from the tusk of a woolly mammoth.
Above: a close-up of the puppet's face
The holes and notches that were carved into the puppet's neck, shoulders, hips, and arm suggest that it was designed with articulated arms and legs. The limbs were likely fastened to the body with strings and small wooden pegs, allowing the figurine to be moved and posed; a rod was also used to connect the head and torso. Researchers estimate that the full-length puppet originally measured about 40cm (almost 16 inches) tall.
Above: the Brno marionette
As this author describes:
Incomplete and badly worn, the puppet survives as just three pieces of mammoth ivory. It has a body on which a belly button, a pelvic bump indicating maleness (not quite a penis) and one nipple are clearly visible, and a head with a distinct face drilled up into where it was originally attached, probably with a rod, to the torso. The left arm survives, as do articulation points for the legs, which, like the right arm, are missing. This is the earliest known puppet from anywhere in the world.
Above: this illustration shows how the figurine's head, arms, and torso may have been articulated
The figurine was buried with the body of a 50-year-old man. The grave also contained a single mammoth tusk, a dozen polished discs made of stone, bone, and ivory, several horse teeth, bones from a woolly rhinoceros, a reindeer antler that was extensively polished at each end, and more than 600 fossilized seashells that were carefully cut and pierced. The shells were found scattered around the man's head, suggesting that they may have been part of an elaborate headdress. An entire mammoth scapula (shoulder-blade) was also positioned on top of the man's body, and his remains were coated in a layer of red ochre.
Above: one of the stone discs from the Brno burial
There are several peculiarities in the burial site itself, including the fact that it appears to be an isolated grave that was positioned far away from any known settlements:
Unlike other known Pavlovian burials, it was not interred in or on the periphery of an occupation site but was apparently positioned alone on the floodplain of a river and away from the main concentration of Pavlovian settlement in Moravia.
The grave did not contain any obvious tools or weapons, which also sets it apart from the other prehistoric burials that have been found throughout the region. An examination of the man's skeleton further suggests that he suffered from chronic periostitis, which is a medical condition that produces inflammation in the membranes around the skeleton, often causing severe pain and mobility issues.
Above: another view of the puppet
The purpose and significance of the Brno puppet remains unclear. This artifact may have been created as a prop, a toy, a ceremonial object, grave goods, or artwork; all of that context has simply been lost. Based on the location of the burial site and the other grave goods that were discovered there, however, many experts believe that this may have been the grave of a shaman or religious specialist:
It can never be proven that the man interred in the Brno burial was a prehistoric shaman, but all the archaeological attributes of his grave strongly suggest that this was his status in life. Firstly, there is the odd, isolated location of his burial, away from any settlement. In some non-Western "traditional" societies today, shamans are still buried far from settlements, because their spirits are believed to be dangerous to the living.
Secondly, and most telling of all, there is the unusual and non-utilitarian nature of the grave goods: the elaborate headdress or necklace, the stone rings, the roundels made from a variety of materials, and the polished piece of reindeer antler. Finally, and perhaps speaking most strongly of shamanism, is the mammoth ivory marionette, which remains one of the most curious artifacts ever discovered from Upper Paleolithic Europe.
Those generalizations about shamanism are kind of problematic, especially when comparing modern and prehistoric cultures, but the archaeological context is still intriguing. Of course, all we can do is speculate — we will never really know the identity of the man who was buried at this site, and the purpose of the puppet will probably remain a mystery.
Sources & More Info:
World Archaeology: Ice Age Art
How Technology Changed the Course of Human Evolution: The Grave at Brno
Hunters of the Golden Age: The Brno II Upper Paleolithic Burial
The Moravian Museum of Brno: The Paleolithic and Mesolithic Periods of Czech Lands
Prehistoric Art: the Symbolic Journey of Humankind: The Brno II Burial
50 Great Discoveries from Prehistoric Europe: The Brno II Burial: A Shaman's Grave?
Mammoths: The Brno Marionette
The Paleolithic Origins of Human Burial: The First Homo sapiens in Europe
Anthropologie: Human Remains from Brno II
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Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
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apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.
Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂
also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:
@corinflakes thank you for the addition; that's a theory I find extremely plausible too
Hi, had to add these replies 😞
Do people not know that 'Ishmael' is basically Herman Melville's self-insert? He wrote based on his experiences as a sailor from 1841 to 1844, including on whaleships. The titular whale is based on an actual notoriously hard-to-catch albino sperm whale called 'Mocha Dick', that had been killed in 1838, and the book's ending is based on the sinking of the whaleship Essex in 1820. Herman just wrote himself into whale-lore and called himself Ishmael.
I mean, back in that day you couldn't exactly write a massive novel about you, specifically, the male author, being common-law-ocean-married to a beefy Polynesian man