AlpineCoalescence

21 - silly little guy - artist - they/them

[alpinecoalescence]

I don't even want Sydcarmy kiss I just want them to smile at each other and hold hands. But even that is too sinful a dream for Christopher to comply with 😭

[sonoranbumblebee]

This is one of my favorite Carmy lines ever because it says so much, reveals so so much history, without saying anything at all.

For his entire life, when Babybear calls for Cousin, he gets an answer. Richie is always there for him. Richie is always there period. This is textbook secure attachment. He can even go away for long periods and know that when he comes home, there's a bed for him in Richie's house.

And that's why I think Richie is Carmy's real dad and that's why I think Richie is so fragile about Carmy. He cares, a lot, but due to [circumstances] he has never been secure about his place in the family.

[alpinecoalescence]

He's the clingyest younger brother on earth bro 😭😭😭

[alpinecoalescence]

Sydney Adamu looks at Carmy one time and goes "This gent so peculiar 🤔" before printing out her resume and applying to work at his restaurant like girl... You are so down bad...

[alpinecoalescence]

I really want Carmy to say I love you to Richie. I need it actually. Like really bad. Please. 😭 I need Richie to know he's more than just the cousin at the edge of a photograph. He's like Carmy's brother, his fill in dad. Like damn.

[alpinecoalescence]

If the bear ends underwhelmingly I will be upset and quell my anger by pretending season 1 ending is the true ending and picking little pieces of the other seasons that I like to create the "perfect season". That or tons of fanfiction reading to fix my pain 🫩 since I don't drink alcohol #balling #bawling

[alpinecoalescence]

The fact that they've said "you're my partner!" And "I'm your friend!" Guess what? You're BOTH!!! Now shut up and get each other's last names hyphenated PLEASE!!!

[alpinecoalescence]

Jimmy Kimmel should've gotten a steak knife and said "Today we're cutting JAWs brain open to find the trailer for season 5 of the bear!" And then they fake cut JAWs brain open and there are no memories of the season 5 trailer because there is none.

[alpinecoalescence]

Sydcarmy so bad 😭 making me want to cut all my hair off 😭 IM STRESSED I need to control something #notfun #thisshowisscary #kissing

[alpinecoalescence]

What if they aren't releasing the trailer until June 1 and they're doing a countdown thing for season five? Wouldn't that make the whole not posting anything about the show yet make sense?

[alpinecoalescence]

where my countdown....

[alpinecoalescence]

Grace and Rocky had to have learned some dance routines while in space. Like come on. Hip hop? Salsa? Anything. They had to have practiced dancing to a TWICE song at least once.

[alpinecoalescence]

Do you think when Sydcarmy is old and dying Carmy asks Sydney to make him his favorite food again for his last meal and she's patting his hand, nodding, "Okay. With the fennel?" And hes like, "No, my favorite is your cola ribs with risotto, silly.. did you forget?" And she makes him it and he loves it of course and so his last meal is the first thing Sydney ever made for him.

[chefkids]

"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH"

SYDCARMY IN 5

[sonoranbumblebee]

She's smiling at him? He loves them? OH MY GOD

[alpinecoalescence]

GUYS THE SYDCARMY SEASON 1 PHOTOGRAPH????

Me right now:

[yannaryartside]

I'm genuinely crying! LOOK AT MY BABY!

Sydney Adamu, I love you so much, I'm gonna carry you with me for the rest of my life, my dear angel.

[alpinecoalescence]

SHE'S SO FREAKING CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the only girl in the world 🥺

[alpinecoalescence]

Sometimes I wish the bear was about the bear, aka sydney, and carmy just died at the beginning. I love Carmy sm that I would kill him for Sydney to be the star.

[alpinecoalescence]

I hope they don't go Lalaland mode for the bear finale 😭😭😭

[okidoki-artichoki]

Tiny Carmy stop motion teehee!

He’s so sad :-(

[alpinecoalescence]

Ryland finds a little uploaded video on the laptop from Earth and watches it with Rocky and it's basically a "Good Luck, Astronauts!" From presidents and governments and regular people and other school teachers and celebrities. And Rocky is like "Many many many humans happy Grace die, question?" And Ryland is like "Uh no, they're just saying good luck, haha." And then the celebrities portion shows up and Ryan Gosling is there and says a short good luck and Rocky perks up in his ball and goes "GRACE TWIN, QUESTION? GRACE DUPLICATE CLONE ON EARTH ALIVE, QUESTION?"

And Ryland squints and goes, "What? Rocky, I don't look like Ryan Gosling come on!"