alsastaircase

Alastair/Oleander•17•Xe/He

[alsastaircase]

Intro!

Before you follow: minor, anti ai, anti censorship, will not and cannot donate to anything

My DMs are open to mutuals

Name: Oleander

Age: 17

Pronouns:

xe/xem

he/him

Gender:

Trans man

Agender

Bigender

Genderfluix

Sexuality:

Aromantic

Asexual

Aplatonic (friendship favorable/oscillating)

Abro

Electio aroace

Anattractional

Polyamorous

Religion:

Hellenic Polytheist

Pagan

Apollo devotee

Worshipping:

Apollon

Dionysus

Nemesis

Artemis

Magical Practice:

Elemental magic

Planetary magic

Cartomancy

Scrying

Aspiring traditional astrologer (I will do free readings)

My astrology chart

Aquarius sun

Scorpio moon

Scorpio rising

Capricorn mars

Music genres:

Dark/Punk Cabaret

Small groupJazz

Punk rock

Alternative

Indie

Instruments I play:

Piano

Percussion

Mallet Percussion

Drums

Favorite artists and bands:

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Jhariah

Waitress

Miracle Musical

That Handsome Devil

Sarah and the Safe Word

Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird

Fandoms:

Deltarune

Undertale

Stardew Valley

The Magnus Archives

Serial Experiments Lain

Sideblogs:

No currently active sideblogs

Updates to Intro:

Posted Dec 9, 2025

Edited Dec 31, 2025 (added to BYF)

Edited Jan 20, 2026 (age)

Edited Jan 31, 2026 (general edit)

Edited Feb 12, 2026 (removed empty links section)

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[wondroustaels]

"symptoms you should NEVER ignore!" ok but what the fuck are you supposed to do when the DOCTOR(S) ignore them?

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[sketchy-mf]

[iknowitwontwork]

REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL

[avian-culture-is]

Avian culture is being physically uncomfortable of preening urges my shoulders are itchyyy but i can tell it’s just cause of my brain

local bird dies from lack of attention someone come preen me I’ve been going crazy

-🌌💜💫

:>

[this-is-anti-subtliden]

Dare I say gatekeeping sexualities is actually extremely harmful to the queer community much more so than people say they contradictory label community does.

On MULTIPLE occasions I have seen girls having genuine mental breakdowns because they’ve identified as a lesbian for basically their whole life but one day they found a man attractive and, therefore, believed they wouldn’t be accepted as a lesbian. They were scared the community they were apart of for so long was going to turn its back on them and they weren’t allowed to live the lifestyle (yes, being a lesbian is considered a lifestyle by many) they were so comfortable with.

There were a couple people in the comments who were apart of the lesbian community as well and assured them that the community would not turn its back on them and they supported them and they could still identify with lesbianism if they wanted to. Sadly, these comments were met a lot of backlash saying something along the lines of;

“She’s attracted to men. At the most she’d be bisexual” (this is also biphobic; implying one for of queer is “more queer” than another.)

Or say, “lesbians aren’t attracted to men- hope this helps!”

These people are giving off the same vibes as people who support the ‘Gold Star Lesbian’ term- that queer girls and fems- hell even nonbinary people who don’t even identify femininely- who have been attracted to men or have had sex with men are ‘less good’ or ‘less pure’ than individuals who haven’t.

I’d just like to let you know- if you are a lesbian who has ever been attracted to men; we love you. You will always be accepted in our community.

[whispering-wings-sys]

have to face the dentist today 😞

I’m a BIRD

crows aren’t supposed to have teeth, I shouldn’t need a dentist, whyyyyy do I have teeth

makes me feel so dysphoric

[whispering-wings-sys]

Pride month may be over but…now it’s July 1st (where I live)!

yk what that means?

Happy Disability Pride Month!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 6

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

James (Pokémon)

Voting ended onJun 29

Jon art by @drawsmaddy

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 29

[chrispypineappleburger]

Saw this and thought of sharing it because it is very beautiful

[whispering-wings-sys]

woah this is so incredibly sweet ❤️

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[the-haiku-bot]

post so bad tumblr

offers 5 delete buttons

and no post button

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.