alsastaircase

Alastair/Oleander•17•Xe/He

[alsastaircase]

Intro!

Before you follow: minor, anti ai, anti censorship, will not and cannot donate to anything

My DMs are open to mutuals

Name: Oleander

Age: 17

Pronouns:

xe/xem

he/him

Gender:

Trans man

Agender

Bigender

Genderfluix

Sexuality:

Aromantic

Asexual

Aplatonic (friendship favorable/oscillating)

Abro

Electio aroace

Anattractional

Polyamorous

Religion:

Hellenic Polytheist

Pagan

Apollo devotee

Worshipping:

Apollon

Dionysus

Nemesis

Artemis

Magical Practice:

Elemental magic

Planetary magic

Cartomancy

Scrying

Aspiring traditional astrologer (I will do free readings)

My astrology chart

Aquarius sun

Scorpio moon

Scorpio rising

Capricorn mars

Music genres:

Dark/Punk Cabaret

Small groupJazz

Punk rock

Alternative

Indie

Instruments I play:

Piano

Percussion

Mallet Percussion

Drums

Favorite artists and bands:

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Jhariah

Waitress

Miracle Musical

That Handsome Devil

Sarah and the Safe Word

Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird

Fandoms:

Deltarune

Undertale

Stardew Valley

The Magnus Archives

Serial Experiments Lain

Sideblogs:

No currently active sideblogs

Updates to Intro:

Posted Dec 9, 2025

Edited Dec 31, 2025 (added to BYF)

Edited Jan 20, 2026 (age)

Edited Jan 31, 2026 (general edit)

Edited Feb 12, 2026 (removed empty links section)

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[ai-slop-weather-report]

kip is a cloud just a sky lake

Considering a cloud's more temporary nature, I would not say that! Lakes are generally stationary, and tend to keep their millions of gallons of water to themselves.

- Kip Chipperman

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[datasoong47]

Consider thirteen:thirty and fifteen:fifty instead. So, rather, it should be twenteen on the model of twenty

[parksanddeserts]

Completely agree with twenteen, and it shouldn’t be second but twenth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Completely agree

with twenteen, and it shouldn’t

be second but twenth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[dishonorable-poet]

june 1st

start of pride month ❌

start of tumblr sexyman polls ✅

@sexy-people-contests-2026

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This is my way of contributing to pride month

[tall]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[targetedknowledge]

[staff]

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

[shayberri789]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

All the matchups for round 1 of the tumblr sexy man contest as long as nothing changes

Kermit the Frog 🆚Lyonel Baratheon

Spock🆚 Killian Hook

Jabber 🆚Whizzer Brown

Goncharov 🆚Shadow Milk Cookie

Caine 🆚Lestat de Lioncourt 🆚Rowan Chow - Camp Here And There

V 🆚Mayor Jerry

John Doe 🆚Simon Petrikov

StanFord Pines🆚Waterboy

Dad Egbert 🆚Silent Salt Cookie

Aaravos🆚Styx

Shade 🆚Hoarder Alex

Simon Belmont 🆚Ekko

Westley 🆚Michael Shelley / Michael the Distortion

Mettaton 🆚Itward

Arthur Morgan 🆚Lego Batman

Ilya Rozanov 🆚Odysseus (epic)

Roronoa Zoro 🆚Commie

Deacon Hollow 🆚Viktor🆚Roathe - Warframe

Danny Motta 🆚Poseidon

Olruggio 🆚Gunpowder Tim

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik 🆚Zuko

Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official) 🆚Xibalba

Jean Descole 🆚Bucky Barnes

James🆚Benrey

Zeal Ginjoka 🆚Lucifer Morningstar

Count Von Count 🆚Dangerous Crow Boy Who Eats Plastic

Arthur Cervero🆚Bill Cipher🆚Howl, from howl's moving castle

Ingo🆚L Lawliet

Gabriel Edega 🆚Goofy

Diplomator 🆚Dr. Gregory House

Michael Afton🆚Robert Robertson III🆚Francœur

Darkstalker 🆚The 10th Doctor🆚Moondrop

Pierrot 🆚Rouxls Kaard

Buggy the Clown 🆚Roy Mustang

Dottore🆚Miles Edgeworth🆚Lord Garmadon

Chuckles the Clown🆚Luka🆚Quirrel - Hollow Knight

Gomez Addams🆚Odysseus🆚Sylus - Love and Deepspace

Jeffrey 🆚Matt Murdock🆚hipswitch bastards vs zombies

Qifrey 🆚Crowley

Simon 🆚Sundrop (Daycare Attendant)

Arther Lester 🆚Dazai Osamu🆚Ghostface - Scream

Papyrus 🆚Hannibal Lecter

Senshi 🆚Harry Du Bois

Elias Bouchard 🆚Jesus Christ

Mordecai Heller 🆚Jonathan Harker

Mr. Ring-a-Ding/Lux Imperator 🆚Klavier Gavin🆚Bruno Madrigal

Randall Flagg/Walter Padick/The Man in Black 🆚Dyle Timesly

The Phantom of the Opera (Erik) 🆚AM🆚Marshall Lee - Fiona and Cake

The Narrator🆚The Devil from The Bible (please god this would be so funny)🆚Jack from Jack in the Box

Kinger🆚Shawn Spencer

The King 🆚Will Graham

Derek Zoolander 🆚Sonar

Dr. Harley Sawyer 🆚Dabi

Mr Puzzles 🆚Sun Wukong (Monkey King)

Dr. Two Brains 🆚Kim Kitsuragi

Gavis Bettel 🆚Ivan

Santa Claus 🆚Ryu

Nathan Freeling 🆚Percival de Rolo

Sans (Undertale or Deltarune)🆚Ted Shackleford

Clay Puppington🆚Jud Duplenticy

Sydney October Sargent 🆚Melon🆚R.M. Renfield -Dracula

Puddleglum 🆚Stanley Pines

Alucard 🆚Caleb Widogast

Agent Stone 🆚Jareth the Goblin King

Thanatos 🆚Mollymauk Tealeaf

Medic 🆚The Doorman

Dean Winchester 🆚Ryland Grace🆚Dr. Kenning Flugslys

Corbeau (Pokémon Legends: Z-A) 🆚Vox

Perry the Platypus 🆚Spamton G Spamton

Jax 🆚Slenderman

RGB 🆚Professor Utonium

Megamind 🆚Quackerjack🆚Link

The Onceler 🆚Bobby

Alastor🆚Bushroot

Cecil Gershwin Palmer 🆚Red Guy🆚Nagito Komaeda

Megatron🆚Cedric 🆚Winter King

Tomura Shigaraki 🆚Isabeau🆚Astarion

Shane Hollander 🆚Chuuya Nakahara🆚Preminger

Scrub Daddy🆚Bowser🆚Ant Tenna

Wilford Warfstache 🆚Kayne🆚Black Sapphire Cookie

Optimus Prime🆚Hal🆚Frankenstein’s Monster

Hooty🆚Elijah "Smoke" Moore🆚Puppet Master

Wheatley🆚Jason Todd 🆚Silco

Luigi🆚Dick Grayson🆚Sirius

The World's Oldest Fraggle 🆚Benoit Blanc🆚Till

Pawbert Lynxley 🆚Mr. Tickle🆚Moros

Leo Vandernatch 🆚Medkit 🆚Arataka Reigen

Deathbringer 🆚Stolas Goetia🆚Byakuya Togami

Darius Deamonne🆚Jonathan Sims 🆚Manfred von Karma

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz🆚Leon Kennedy🆚Cesare

The Muppet Joker (@the-muppet-joker) 🆚Shouta Aizawa🆚Ankh

Dr. Facilier 🆚Doctor 🆚Laios Touden

Wally Darling 🆚Black Hat🆚Daisuke

Satoru Gojo🆚Loki🆚Ken the Butcher

Louis de Pointe du Lac - Interview With The Vampire🆚Crusnr Colven - Psychopomp age🆚Uncle Iroh

Macaque - Lego Monkie Kid🆚Discord (my little pony) 🆚Aziraphale

[breadbut3d]

Something I never thought I'd see...

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’ll be honest I didn’t even pay attention to the matchups while I was making them but when I noticed this one and Poseidon vs Danny Motta while going over them I was grinning to myself

[feldfrog]

Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are Courage. Spine is Courage. Balls are Courage. Toes are Little piggies :)

[homophobla]

Okay here's my public meow:

Meow

What, you expected an audio file? .... Gay

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Hehe balanced

[koopageneral]

Holy fucking shitballs gender affirmation is incredible what the hell??? I’ve never felt so whole and giddy as when my mom just came down singing a (lovingly) shitty cover of a song and replaced the masc lyrics with fem ones.

What the hell why isn’t everybody trans this shit is awesome

[aphony-cree]

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

[the-haiku-bot]

As someone versed in

fanfic tagging, that’s not the

first thing I thought of

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.