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“Captain’s Log, April 5, 2063. The voyage of the Phoenix was a success – again. The alien ship detected the warp signature, and is on its way to rendezvous with history.”

Happy First Contact Day

thefuzzyaya

The final fiiiiiiive!!

Gets me every time

#bsg rewatch #bsg #final5 #samitstruewerecylons

I HATE Lee Adama

#bsg #bsg rewatch #crossroads #selfrighteoussob

babyblainers

This took me forever but there, it’s fixed :D This is the only acceptable way for that scene to end.

blacknwhitemood

50 years! wow

llapnimoy

Happy 53 <3

artemisiabarnes

SHAKA WHEN THE WALLS FELL

ghost-toast

I’ve already reblogged this today, but I need to make it clear how mad I am that I can’t just send this to my dad without having to explain the entire context of the meme

ghost-toast

ffUCK THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING PREMISE OF THE EPISODE

captaincrusher

You should end your explanation with sending him this meme but with yours and your dads faces. To complete the meta.

ghost-toast

theemotionmachine

sketchy-saram

I’ve never ONCE seen one of these and not being just like…absolutely riddled with tension, so. Keep passing them around, I guess!

alsaturriad

I needed this without even knowing how much i did!

maxofs2d

me when i go to the bakery but i didn’t speak clearly enough for the staff to understand what i was trying to order

alsaturriad

🤣

treks-can-lead-to-stars

More genderbend Star Trek

jai-makes-music

yugirimistwalker

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

memesonthehour

alsaturriad

This!

niggazinmoscow

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

retroasgardian-deactivated20180

spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!