ahhhh nur a bissle!

is what I say when the waiter asks if I want would like some pan fried Amongus babies

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[goodchild]

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.

[konoko]

[ihatesnapchat]

? what am i supposed to explain

[character-association-game]

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[determinate-negation]

never mention writing in a post on tumblr or youll be reminded that some peoples lives revolve entirely around fanfiction

[hagiomoto]

"girl cats are spicy cats that don't like to be hold while boy cats are cats that's so cuddly they won't leave you alone"

Lol can you people drop dead with your misogyny in 2026

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[plus-size-aesthetics]

coamrey

[barstoolblues]

WIMO = world is my oyster

[speckled-negg]

you know how american conservatives will call anything they dislike "communist" regardless of its relation to actual ideology and history of communism. this website is exactly the same with the the word "puritan"

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[insomaniackills]

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[64mpg]

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues