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[jbderoma]

ok mutuals it’s the last day of NSFW tumblr let’s see them dicks 🎊

[marvelgifs]

[the-hockey-werewolf]

This turned me gay

[nico-incognito]

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Toni Collette in Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster

[khadidon]

Bosses/Managers be like…

[blackmodel]

DIE

[roslips]

I HATE HER 😂

[pizzaotter]

I WAS NOT FUCKING READY

[ryandevon]

I swear I can’t stand her 😂💀

[neverthere12345]

[jaythemelaninqueen-deactivated2]

😂😂😂

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'all so distracted by her backside that y'all ain’t notice she went swimming with her rubber gloves on

[kingjaffejoffer]

I dont care if the bitch had the Infinity Gauntlet on

She built like she got 750k followers on The Gram

[candiikismet]

I literally snorted. Y’all get away from me

[skyakafreckles]

I want all of my people making at least $20 an hour.

[lepoemecestmavie]

ENERGY!

[lenabeanss]

*without the cost of living increasing

[onlyblackgirl]

^ that part.

[mamaduafe]

After taxes

[theywontgivememyaviback]

🗣

[demiurgeofdom]

“*without the cost of living increasing!!”

[skygenders]

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

[skygenders]

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

[skygenders]

LMAO

[skygenders]

[cursedcatimages]

[toastmgoats]

How dare u not post the whole gif

[kh-info-block]

Well, damn, when you put it that way…

- Mod A.

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[keybladesoras]

Detective Pikachu + Pokemon

[otherwindow]

Dead by Daylight | Brenda Meeks (Scary Movie)

[deadbydaylightshitposts]

Can’t WAIT to throw hands with the killers

[otherwindow]

Imagine playing as The Spirit with all your Japanese ghost girl powers and everything and the first survivor you meet is Brenda fucking Meeks

[that-twink-over-there]

I’M SCREAMING AT THIS ASDFGHJKLZX

[von-felden]

@shinhito

[surprisebitch]

i’m so upset when i found out this isn’t real!!! make it happen Behaviour Interactive!

[doodledstars]

We believe in you!!!

[lesbianfemmes]

The ultimate move 😂😂😂

[threesideddream]

LMAO I HATE EVERYTHING

[unholyglee]

I JUST SPIT-TAKE EVERYWHERE.

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[sooyounglovebot-deactivated2018]

@shootingshidae

[solarwoos]

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

[weirdshroom]

okay i need this

[poppy-metal]

I want love so bad

[nerdperson524]

Imma just put this here

@sign-the-vivid-air

[500daysofbecky]

I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

[500daysofbecky]

I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

[vote-for-eggman]

Fris-bear

[fluffychesnut-blog]

talented bear

[jeanqrey]

I’m actually really not feeling very well.