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vampires and all that jazz. 20-something adult, they/any. leon kennedy multishipper. [about me]

[alternamedia]

my leon ship rankings

[i pass leon around like a ragdoll. i like all the ships. BUT IF I HAD TO RANK THEM]

LESHLEY 👑

METALTANGO

WESKENNEDY

AEON

SERRENEDY

Xleon

CHREON

CLEON

JILL/LEON

details under the cut

leshley. no competition. otome game ideal. shoutout to shimmersoft for making exactly that. nothing compares to wholesome leshley. p.s. juat admit that they're your notp and move on instead of trying to moralize your dislike. not every ship you hate has to be because of incest/noncon/abuse. you can dislike leshley without inventing a noncanonical incestuous bond between them that suddenly makes them un-shippable. next question.

metaltango. pioneering the ship is none other than twitter user psmhbpiuczn. they are the reason that i live and breathe metaltango

weskennedy. new-ish entry and climbed up the ranks quickly. sometimes it's because of dbd, other times it's because in contrast to wholesome leshely i too want to see leon's ass get kicked. i want them to get worse. i want them to try and kill each other while they're fucking

aeon. was ranked lower but i have come to terms that the good aeon is femdom aeon. none of that milquetoast subby-leon shit. im talking full pegging. penetration baby. i want ada to be a brat tamer. no himbo leon, he knows exactly what he's getting himself into

serrenedy. he just wanted to be redeemed :( remake luis specifically because in the og he was deffo way creepier and i support my girlboss ashley for snapping at him. but now... it just sad :(

xleon. i have twitter user IOHMzgd to thank for this. i love size differences it makes me feral. technically we're not in monsterfucking territory (yet). sub rookie re2r leon is so breedable

chreon. not low on the list for any particular reason. there's a lot of yaoi of them and i respect that

cleon. wholesome :)

jill/leon: because of death island. they're cute :)

bonus: favorite leon selfcest throuple. re2r/re4/re6 (sorry re4r buddy). if i had to choose it would be re2r/re4. maybe re6 and re2r leon wouldn't click at first. i mean who am i to say. ive never played any of the games. sorry you only found this out at the end of this lengthy blog post

here's also my leon tierlist. death island leon also falls into the "acceptable men i'd bring on a date" category

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[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[o3tofu]

New candidates!!

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[ailurinae]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[sleepy00angel]

[kod23pm]

apple

[parawasper]

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

[parawasper]

[daily-leon]

[blushblushbear-archive]

Have you ever heard of huniepop? I wish they made a guy version for that game like with blush blush 🥲. I can never find enough guy dating Sims with good looking guys in it. They have like a million girl dating Sims, ans I would love to have a fun matching game and be able to gift things to the guy you like and date, talk ect. I just never can find enough of them. Or maybe I'm looking in the wrong place. 🤔

the angry feminist in my wants to blame that on misogyny, but legit like-- we need more games objectifying men

I need more games were I throw gifts at the faces of hot guys and they love me for it

but yeah, honestly those most def exist, but there could always be more!

I know a lot of dating sims aimed at women/with only male romancables tend to be more visual novels with the main thrust being a romance element and different routes

yeah idk-- guess we gotta make one ourselves

[babtest]

went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

[cervine-arctophile]

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

[oleskyfm]

[rainbowfettii]

bahg.. hi, they're a little strange

[depsidase]