Alternative Tendencies

It's WHatwever, Man

[prokopetz]

Concept: a nine-volume fantasy epic told entirely via the epistolary preambles of a series of recipe blog posts.

[cantariicosplay]

It’s called a hustle Sweetheart. Judy Hopps from Zootopia 

[alternative-tendencies]

I don’t record events in my calendar, just the days I should probably have my legs shaved by.

[alternative-tendencies]

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A salad is just a mixture of things?? Right?? So anything can be a salad if you try hard enough. 

Soup? Wet salad.

Cereal? Cold wet salad.

Cake? Moist salad. 

[alternative-tendencies]

Do you ever just

lose your will to live? Nothing suicidal 

just

   like

      you 

         want

               to

                  lay 

                      down 

                            forever?

[alternative-tendencies]

Photo run leaf coaster on Tuesday for lobsters.

yes.

[alternative-tendencies]

*Manager crying as he unwillingly calls the Orchard*

“Help us....please...I’ll take a bushel”

[books-n-quotes]

What is the point of being alive if you don’t at least try to do something remarkable?

John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via books-n-quotes)

[just-six]

A hopeless romantic, afraid of love.

six word story // baileyjful (via just-six)