Chaotic Neutrality

If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit

[leona-florianova]

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[bungystrungydungy]

BSD 118 is out today!!! Please enjoy a lil analysis with some bonus predictions and questions. I’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments!!

[474lyse]

Listen, Hades!Lucifer and Persephone!Alastor just stole my heart the moment I saw them so I had to create my own designs for them

(Original idea AU belongs to @nekophy)

[kingknull]

[ladybracknellssherry]

Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.

Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.

[thecupidwitch]

Graveyard Etiquette🪦

Before you go protect yourself you don't want a spirit attached to you.

Bring coins as offerings to the gatekeepers.

Bring with you offering for the spirits (food, water, flowers ect...) and leave it by a tree or away from the headstones for the spirits.

Make sure you don't step on anyone and apologiz if you do by accident.

Clean up neglected tombstones.

Ask before you take dirt. Use your intuition or divination to get a response.

Don’t take anything that is left for the dead.

Don't leave trash behind and if you find trash clean it.

Leave the way you came.

tip jar

[midnights-dragon]

rip freddie mercury you would've loved mentally ill teens on tumblr who worship you like you're a god

[nouverx]

As a french person, it's kinda funny to me when fanfic writers make Alastor speak french, and it's always things like "Bonjour mon cher, je t'aime" you know, typical french words from the main France french most people learn here and there.

The thing is, Alastor knows french creole from Louisiana, which isn't the usual France french most people know. Alastor would speak like "Bonjou konmen to yê?" Or "Mo laimm twa" instead ahah.

Also, there's different versions of french creole, the one from Louisiana is not exactly the same from Antillean Creole or French Guianese Creole. If you want here's an example to what Louisiana Creole sounds like!

So yeah if you want to spice up your fics and be more accurate with your Alastor speaking french creole, dont be afraid to look out for Louisiana Creole expressions instead of the typical french you'd normally use! Makes it more fun and more accurate 💃

[nunalastor]

if i had a nickel for every fandom i joined this year that had two men aggressively tearing one another apart through song where one accuses the other of being an absent father i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

[farahsamboolents]

thinking about the

“there’s four of them”

“i’m WILDLY aware”

and like.

dirk gently spent years perfecting his identity and his brand and making sure his name rolled off the tongue just right and imagines his brass plaque that says “cases solved with arguable efficency” and then THESE FUCKERS

THESE FUCKERS DONT EVEN BOTHER TO COUNT RIGHT

LIKE CMON DIRK KNOWS GRIPPS CAN COUNT SOOOO WELL BUT THEY STILL USE THE ROWDY THREE

THE ROWDY THREEEEEE

[jonquilandlace]

[the-lil-red-panda]

You have a place in the community regardless

[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

[onetruelurker]

liz why are you sending 1500 emails a day

[zap-of-gay-jock-love]

It was for a union thing

[ghostchilismoothie]

emails georg

[louisbxne]

TRUE BLOOD

Sparks Fly Out | 1x05

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Autistic David Tennant characters with weird genders. You agree

[depsidase]

[egirlbutternubs]

[pangur-and-grim]

I forgot that writing is very fun and that you're playing pretend. like all this shit and pressure about craftsmanship and art! NO!!!! you are a grown up playing with dolls! it is silly and you should have sooooo much fun pushing their heads together to make them smooch!!! or torturing them, which is what I did to my toys as a child, to the point where my mom thought I was going to grow up evil