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This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here... This place is best shunned and left uninhabited...

Hi, welcome to the alt where I am Deranged™

New Addition! SelfShip List

#arti posts #secret alt #cw eyestrain #eyestrain warning #eyestrain #cw bright colors #bright colors #all banners were made on #blinkies.cafe #hatsune miku #hatsune miku confessions of a rotten girl #Youtube

sta1rzz

Ew

#yay :3 #i'll be so gentle tenna :b

sta1rzz

Sebbbbyyyyyy~

#was gonna send an ask like “I hope it ok for me to reblog this to my simp alt”#but then I scrolled down one(1) post as was greeted by tenna wireplay with bulge #so #im gonna assume its okayyyyy #anyways ehehehe sebby :3

#WAOW #fucking. evaporates i guess #HJIAVUFSDBYGT SOMEONE CAME INTO MY ROOM AS I WAS ADMIRING THEY ALMOST SAW IM GONNA DIE #coughs. anyway. uhm

woahheyweevil

I haven't stopped smiling for over 20 minutes and its your fault /silly

my face hurts

Hello totally anonymous person and definitely not the only account that has been in my notifications all day

I’m glad you like the art :)

#im shy okay #im relatively new to the selfship scene #well. to the “talking about it and engaging with others” part at least

woahheyweevil

Part 3 I guess

#i am the luckiest person ever #wdym kaboodle wireplay is posted just as I discover this blog #hi :3 i like your art

woahheyweevil

#made me unreasonably giddy #ewdskfiauhyurejdsawfbeheyhfgw

thatcoolcreator

just finished watching gameoverse,

I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM

I HAVE TO??????? HES SO FUCKING HANDSOME I NEED TO FUCK HIM??????????????????

misfitjax

Mafia thingy (reupload)

#nobody saw me post this to my main okay #anyways #i think i hauve covid #ragatha here is SO FOINE

_grey casing removed reveals colorful cords, vibrant against the shadows and warm with your electricity _let me run my hands along each wire, my claws sharp enough to cut anything but you _let me hear the whine of your fans as your circuits try to keep up with the stimulus, the crackle of your voice reduced to static and binary _let me sink my teeth against the rubber and feel the resistance of the copper within, bite everywhere I can so the print of my maw is carried with you wherever you go _I love you, I love you, I love you

#arti posts #secret alt #I haven't drawn freaky shit in at least a few years ^v^" this was fun #ocs #ruben abner #painter #computer #computer lover #computer fucker #robot #robot lover #robot fucker #wireplay #art #digital art #digital artist #edit uh. according to my memory the binary is just “i love you” over and over

yaknowlikenyah

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

yaknowlikenyah

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.

figured I'd put together a list of HMOs of mine for funsies, some of them I actively selfship with, most others I just think look pretty will be added to as I remember and encounter more characters

so, in no particular order, here:

#arti posts #secret alt #hear me outs #hmo #shoutout to my new moot candyheartedchy for making me brave enough to actually post this list #just by being themself #you kiss that sponge and bunny and ghost and etc girl #temp edit: I will be taking no comments about the Jschlorb

altispratters

of course my selfship is delusional and not canon-compliant its a selfship I don't exist there, merely being there breaks the canon stop bitching at meeeeeeeeee

#once again trying to cull The Voices

bigfatbitchdotcom

No one knows you like owner of the porn blog you spam like

there is this really specific way of rendering that is just so yummy and I really wanna figure it out so I can do it in my own art

and you may be wondering "art why post this on your secret alt that doesn't seem too freaky"

and the thing is

I have only ever seen it in NSFW

but I don't wanna learn it just for NSFW I want it for all my art

but like

how am I gonna image search a pron piece to try and get an art tut

its simply just going to give me more porn

#arti posts #secret alt #it looks like candy in a way #with how it's colored and the way subtle shine is added #I recently saw this thing by a “yolky sin”#and I really wanna find if they have other socials besides xitter because fuck xitter #but said xitter acc will not open because I don't have an acc myself #so I can't check if they have other socials #TvT #this is such a non issue but I wanted to yap about it #cuz it's pretty #...even on my freak page I'm still an art nerd

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