I also have no idea what I'm doing

Kaz Stop Messaging This Blog I GOT YOU ON SATTELITE !!! 18+ zone ahead !!! ooooh secret selfship alt ooooooh not used really at all uh yeag Fucking Gender? I hardly know her I'm gay in every fucking direction and I'm sick of trying to find a label that fits me right okay? okay I like guys in a gay way I like gals in a lesbian way and I like monsters in a "oh you're one of those freaks" way

[altispratters]

This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here…nothing valued is here... This place is best shunned and left uninhabited...

Hi, welcome to the alt where I am Deranged™

New Addition! SelfShip List

[dogpuppy]

[woahheyweevil]

[woahheyweevil]

[woahheyweevil]

I haven't stopped smiling for over 20 minutes and its your fault /silly

my face hurts

Hello totally anonymous person and definitely not the only account that has been in my notifications all day

I’m glad you like the art :)

[woahheyweevil]

[woahheyweevil]

[woahheyweevil]

Part 3 I guess

[woahheyweevil]

[woahheyweevil]

[thatcoolcreator]

just finished watching gameoverse,

I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM I NEED TO WIREPLAY HIM

I HAVE TO??????? HES SO FUCKING HANDSOME I NEED TO FUCK HIM??????????????????

[misfitjax]

Mafia thingy (reupload)

[altispratters]

_grey casing removed reveals colorful cords, vibrant against the shadows and warm with your electricity _let me run my hands along each wire, my claws sharp enough to cut anything but you _let me hear the whine of your fans as your circuits try to keep up with the stimulus, the crackle of your voice reduced to static and binary _let me sink my teeth against the rubber and feel the resistance of the copper within, bite everywhere I can so the print of my maw is carried with you wherever you go _I love you, I love you, I love you

[yaknowlikenyah]

Oh my fetish? It's people with fetishes. Love a freak I can fluster by doing something innocuous

[yaknowlikenyah]

Bringing this back because NOTHING is more hot than someone with a clearly defined fetish I can play into. I want you stuttering and begging for it as I'm completely unaffected.

[altispratters]

figured I'd put together a list of HMOs of mine for funsies, some of them I actively selfship with, most others I just think look pretty will be added to as I remember and encounter more characters

so, in no particular order, here:

Kaboodle [Gameoverse]

Bumblebee [Transformers]

Gangle [TADC] Zooble [TADC] Caine [TADC] Abel [TADC] OC by @/sm-baby

Sundrop [FNAF] Moondrop [FNAF]

Luna [MLP] Twilight Sparkle [MLP]

Vee V1 [DW] Bobette Carolynne [DW] Goob [DW] Astro Novalite [DW]

Sebastian Solace > Sebastian Sepúlveda [OC] The_pAInter > Painter [OC]

Hector [DE] Betty [DE] Farya [DE]

Sans [UT] Papyrus [UT] Alphys [UT]

Tenna [DR] Swatch [DR]

Amethyst [SU] Lapis [SU] Blue Diamond [SU]

Beetlejuice [beetlejuice]

Frye Onaga [Splatoon] Marina Ida [Splatoon]

Mystic Flour [CRK]

Donatello [TMNT]

Heket [COTL] Haro [COTL] Forneus [COTL] Aniel [COTL]

Silver the Hedgehog [STH] Whisper the Wolf [STH] Tangle the Lemur [STH]

[altispratters]

of course my selfship is delusional and not canon-compliant its a selfship I don't exist there, merely being there breaks the canon stop bitching at meeeeeeeeee

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

No one knows you like owner of the porn blog you spam like

[altispratters]

there is this really specific way of rendering that is just so yummy and I really wanna figure it out so I can do it in my own art

and you may be wondering "art why post this on your secret alt that doesn't seem too freaky"

and the thing is

I have only ever seen it in NSFW

but I don't wanna learn it just for NSFW I want it for all my art

but like

how am I gonna image search a pron piece to try and get an art tut

its simply just going to give me more porn

[selfshipping-saves-lives]

every night before bed, your f/o(s) are so excited to see you relax into bedtime. more specifically, they love what you change into to get comfy and maybe show your tummy.

you wear the softest pjs, maybe just a t-shirt and shorts, just about anything where you can peek your belly out and they can ask to reach around to rest a hand on top. they don’t just love your figure as a whole, but everything you might be insecure about.

[random5-doom]

fat fish friday