Spooky Scary Skeletons

just a random woman on the internet eternally wishing for fall. almost 27

[tall]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[sacred-portal]

[cargopantsman]

[nojamnojelly]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[my-chemical-mermaid]

Tolkien: Tom Bombadil is a funky little dude who lives in the forest with his hot wife. Also the most evil thing in the world has no effect on him.

[abuse-distributor]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[angelofmeth-deactivated20240415]

I wish it were more acceptable for girls and women to just call feminine beauty rituals degrading.

[angelofmeth-deactivated20240415]

like i cant believe how much i used to jump around that word growing up. No, I'm not gonna wear a swimsuit that's designed to show my entire ass, only looks good when im completely bald down there or otherwise forces me to constantly monitor my behavior or my literal gentials will spill out of it because it's "just not my style". I find it literally degrading. I feel like an animal.

[goblinous]

This is so important! Women's clothes are so often wildly undignified, but if we complain or chose more practical options we're accused of being "prudish" or assumed to be "modest". As if the only reason we'd want clothes that actually function as clothing is because we're conservative and ashamed of our bodies.

Yet men don't get called "modest" for not showing their crotches and ass-cheeks at the beach or for wearing clothes that allow movement and aren't basically shrink-wrapped on. They don't get called "prudish" for attending formal events in suits that cover them from ankle to wrist to neck instead of in basically lingerie. Their clothes aren't referred to as "dad jeans" or "grandpa undies" for covering their butts and coming up to their waists.

People know a lot of women's clothes are degrading, they just don't want to admit out loud that degradation is the price women are expected to pay in order to exist in public.

[crazy-brazilian]

[m00nxtal]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[catasters]

[wizardshark]

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

[magicratfingers]

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[mrshamill]

everything about this is gold. Er, platinum.

[dominicanangel-deactivated20250]

When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it’s a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don’t care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let’s hope they always say yes to your bids, too.

[murderofsomeone]

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

[silly-blue-gosling]