It’s night time somewhere
I’ve been saving this
trying on a metaphor

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Stranger Things
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DEAR READER
Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost

Origami Around
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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almost home

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@alveezy
It’s night time somewhere
I’ve been saving this
Let’s play “how messy can a room get while your mental state declines rapidly in one week?”
Since you're such a smart ass what exactly did black women invent? I answer that. Nothing!
Melania Trump’s speech…
This is Angel Rice. She’s a 17-year-old gymnast who defies physics.
2006 internet joke that still makes me laugh
a short story
“why’d you throw it?”
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
“You’re not like other girls.” Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
This is the show
i almost broke my neck
if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch it go through your entire digestive tract since your head is conveniently shoved so far up your ass that you have a great view of your colon
I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT.
me: *trying to find a good fanfiction*
me: i've read that one
me: and that one, too
me: and that one
me: oh, wait, haven't read that one!
me: *halfway through it*
me: yes i have
look at those little girls’ faces, they’re so in love
THIS is what the new ghostbusters for
men being upset about the new ghostbusters movie having good critics and being a success
the brides father reacts to the groom not wanting to marry his daughter because he thinks she is overweight