Fairy Thotmother

fuck how am I still on this site

[femmesandhoney]

[sweet-pink-bees-deactivated2025]

I am obsessed with this eric andre interview

[hilltop]

are these birds real? theyre real. okay.

[abandonrun]

*preparing to go outside* i’m normal. i know how to cross the street. i avoid eye contact in an organic non weird way, as if i simply do not notice fellow pedestrians.

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[keatsgay-deactivated20200126]

foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing

[poemswords]

“We never love anyone. What we love is the idea we have of someone. It’s our own concept—our own selves—that we love.”

—

[gayhaircut]

In 2020 I am going to stop thinking

[herrinn]

begone thought

[jumex]

I guess I’ll just eat my own ass

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th.

That’s 8/8

That’s like.

Ate ate eat eat idk

[houyo]

Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I’ve heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes.

Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on and if that isn’t the coolest shit then you are simply wrong.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

!!!!!! That is the coolest!

[maxknightley]

why is there a vore day

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is uncomfortably accurate

[duskyhuedladysatan]

i feel so called out rn

[datingisawful-blog]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[cataradical]

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.