GENIUS WAITRESS, REBEL AGENT

i'm your huckleberry...we don't see things as they are, we see them as we are...bean-counting misanthrope (capricorn) and tom hiddleston ✊🏼 please let there be smut

[duskyhuedladysatan]

holy shitballs 🥳

[hiddleston-daily]

Tom Hiddleson by Tomo Brejc 2022

[duskyhuedladysatan]

Brejc always knew wtf was up with our man. that 4th one?? 10/10 no notes.

[lethal-desires]

Okay, but, what if Loki teleported with the tesseract to the MiB universe and there he finds Thor and Valkyrie working as MiB agents and they have no memory of who they truly are. And he is like ‘I can’t believe I have to deal with this shit again.’

[aurora-nerin]

OMG THIS IS SOOOOO DAMN PERFECT I LOVE

Loki’s face omg. ‘’CAN I LIVE FOR 10 FUCKIN MINUTES WITHOUT THIS OAF’’

[greenishness]

me and my two mutuals that don't care about taylor swift for the next three weeks

[duskyhuedladysatan]

lol omg truth

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is brilliant ya’ll don’t know what you’re talking bout

[duskyhuedladysatan]

I LOVE THIS

it’s baaaaaaaaaack

[duskyhuedladysatan]

today is TOO IMPORTANT for y’all to go dark!! the people that want our silence never take a day off, so we shouldn’t, either!!! #blackouttuesday https://www.instagram.com/p/CA76jpEg1hALPioT3O9gRDPf3m5Q08R9-qIzsw0/?igshid=nkkjm3wl6fle

[duskyhuedladysatan]

still life with quarantini, reppin 2harbz #quarantini #puzzleday @discovertwoharbors #washyourhands https://www.instagram.com/p/B90IMcEg7FoSx-8aDsdokjBMhYeh3FJVKA9PDc0/?igshid=1j9q7tr4f4xu1

[duskyhuedladysatan]

still life with quarantini, reppin 2harbz #quarantini #puzzleday @discovertwoharbors #washyourhands https://www.instagram.com/p/B90IMcEg7FoSx-8aDsdokjBMhYeh3FJVKA9PDc0/?igshid=1j9q7tr4f4xu1

[duskyhuedladysatan]

still life with quarantini, reppin 2harbz #quarantini #puzzleday @discovertwoharbors #washyourhands https://www.instagram.com/p/B90IMcEg7FoSx-8aDsdokjBMhYeh3FJVKA9PDc0/?igshid=1j9q7tr4f4xu1

[duskyhuedladysatan]

when u get caught snackin #slimjim #catsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B8o1QtjARrjRsZA4W5YmNpJxs0yuxFbY9MrBTM0/?igshid=qilqgwjpxsdy

[transhinsou-deactivated20181204]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is uncomfortably accurate

[duskyhuedladysatan]

i feel so called out rn

[duskyhuedladysatan]

YALL I GET SO MANY DAMN NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS POST WTF?????

[duskyhuedladysatan]

only on page 12 and this book is EVERYTHING #period #periodrepairmanual @larabriden https://www.instagram.com/p/B73wjLuAU0jju_ELntAjvK9FXgOTynUhZGpIYA0/?igshid=1o2jbnxejg0g1

[duskyhuedladysatan]

when a high school bestie digs up your teenage genius 🤣 also 🤫 don’t tell #tomhiddleston @marygilreath #kevinbacon #GILBERT https://www.instagram.com/p/B22SEODAODoWG9H-Dur1Fm1gf2alNA_9J3Mq2Y0/?igshid=1hxgep350lbys

[duskyhuedladysatan]

omg open my effing veins i love this shit SO MUCH #roseoolongtea 🥀 (at Boba Time) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2m3Oz_ABCcDZu4CnYmYAik557w2kZApE3n3Vw0/?igshid=1iw56q2e6q0i

[duskyhuedladysatan]

transformation into unbearable bougie LA type - 78% complete #allthecbd #westcoastselfcare (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2TDTj6A6XZtZWvVE1H-4xV9INhrfjvI7_6oO00/?igshid=zpc6p3sh1hlz

[duskyhuedladysatan]

oh we out of avocado? add guac i guess #iseeyou (at Two Harbors, Catalina Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/B06MEE2gwTZs5lRtqE6NcLrzmLszX85HZjHMIY0/?igshid=25qvlj9bzvpc

[duskyhuedladysatan]

comatose #lawrystheprimerib #itwasthedessert (at Lawry's The Prime Rib, Beverly Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0VCzgUgLzkcgRs7OJWXV1mx_Pfm8HSy9cwV1I0/?igshid=120dw5ojtv1f6